Subject: Welcome to adulthood, here's your shovel.
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Posted on: 2016-09-23 14:56:00 UTC
Have a shovel that digs up knowledge of how to survive!
(don't ask why I haven't used it myself in the last four years)
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I enter the ranks of adulthood... by
on 2016-09-23 12:39:00 UTC
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...for I am 18 years old today! (And freaking out, naturally.)
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Happy Belated Birthday! (nm) by
on 2016-10-02 20:22:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday! (nm) by
on 2016-09-24 19:40:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday! by
on 2016-09-24 07:35:00 UTC
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Naturally, I'm late, but that doesn't mean this Birthday Pizza is any less tasty. Just give it a list of toppings and enjoy.
Oh, and try not to freak out too much over the adulthood thing. It's only a number, after all. -
Hap birth!! by
on 2016-09-24 07:33:00 UTC
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*throws cake*
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Happy birthday! by
on 2016-09-24 06:55:00 UTC
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Adulthood is a bit overrated, but you can still enjoy it. Or at least, you can enjoy this black-hole chocolate cake.
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Congarglations! by
on 2016-09-23 23:33:00 UTC
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Good job on that growing stuff, there! Pretty tough work, you know. Lots of mitosis. And respiration.
My gift upon you is: a heap of oxygen. For respiration! -
It's just another day, the way I see it. by
on 2016-09-23 16:35:00 UTC
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My birthday actually passed while I've been around on The Board, I just never told anyone. Look, I'm not going to judge that you're now grown up, unlike fairies and ghosts. It's a transition, you don't suddenly grow into a suit and start typing away in an office. There's my two cents.
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I agree with you. Thanks for your two cents! (nm) by
on 2016-09-24 01:00:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday! And don't panic. by
on 2016-09-23 16:32:00 UTC
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Quite literally nothing is different. Well, apart from the fact that you can now be prosecuted as an adult, so I hope you got all the fun stuff out of the way already.
Have a towel, because I've already started the Douglas Adams reference, and it'd just look silly if I didn't finish it now. Also, your birthday may be somehow related, I don't know. -
Happy birthday! (nm) by
on 2016-09-23 15:25:00 UTC
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Happy birthday! by
on 2016-09-23 15:08:00 UTC
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A great man once said that "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish once in a while." With that in mind, here's a box of Lucky Charms cereal bars!
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Doctor Who never fails in its wisdom. :) (nm) by
on 2016-09-24 01:01:00 UTC
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Welcome to adulthood, here's your shovel. by
on 2016-09-23 14:56:00 UTC
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Have a shovel that digs up knowledge of how to survive!
(don't ask why I haven't used it myself in the last four years) -
Welcome to adulthood. by
on 2016-09-23 13:49:00 UTC
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You are now a responsible, well-adjusted, and productive member of society. Congratulations!
If, for some reason, you are not a responsible, well-adjusted, and productive member of society, please report to your nearest Adulthood Education Center for remedial training.
(One of us! One of us! One of us!) -
*Looks at the Band* We're still doing this...? by
on 2016-09-23 13:32:00 UTC
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Okay...
GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!
HIT IT!
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death!
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*Looks at the Band* We're still doing this...? by
on 2016-09-23 13:32:00 UTC
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Okay...
GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!
HIT IT!
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death!
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*edges away* O-okay... Good to know... ;) (nm) by
on 2016-09-24 01:04:00 UTC
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*Looks at the Band* We're still doing this...? by
on 2016-09-23 13:32:00 UTC
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Okay...
GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!
HIT IT!
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death!
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*Looks at the Band* We're still doing this...? by
on 2016-09-23 13:32:00 UTC
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Okay...
GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!
HIT IT!
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *tosses Spikes* (nm) by
on 2016-09-23 13:04:00 UTC
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AAAAH! (nm) by
on 2016-09-24 01:03:00 UTC
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*cakefetti* by
on 2016-09-23 12:59:00 UTC
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
Welcome to adulthood! It's just like being a teenager, expect people expect you to have your head screwed on straight at last. No idea how that's supposed to work. :P -
I know, right? :/ (nm) by
on 2016-09-24 01:02:00 UTC
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Mazaltov! by
on 2016-09-23 12:53:00 UTC
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And a question: are you any different, compared to yesterday? Is tomorrow that different?
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Happy Birfday! /o (nm) by
on 2016-09-23 12:53:00 UTC
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