As my usual message of invitations to seats by the fire and instructions to leave yout sanity on the hat rack are surely redundant by now, I'll just skip straight to the newbie gifts, a Replica Holocron a silver decorated vortex manipulator. You'll need a teleport basecode to fix it, but until then, at least it looks cool.

Anyway, hope you enjoy your stay here!

Have a... erm, here , have this freshly brewed cup of Earl Grey

welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcomewelcomewelcomewelcwelcoewcwelcwelc -

Oh. Hi, there!
Pardon me for the welcowelcowelcoweclwe -
Er.
Pardon me for the greeting issue, we've had quite the newbie load, as of late.
You know how it is. Neurons and such. I'm sure you'd understand.

I gift upon ye: the sound of nothing.
Listen real close. Reeeeeal close. Trust me, it's there. You have to focus, hard.

Let me give you these black-hole chocolates. Hope you'll enjoy this madhouse and will stay for a while.

Please have this best hamster and a bit of music.

I think the rest of the boarders have already given all the questions that are supposed to be asked, so I'll just tell you to avoid falling through ice, and give you this saxe.

*pulls out his best Oprah wig*

You get a newbie! And you get a newbie! AND YOU GET A NEWBIE!

Welcome, welcome! Make yourself comfortable and have this slice of Infinite Pizza!



So, Doctor Who, Uncle Rick's works, and Rangers even? Oh, I like where this is going! :D

This magic shovel digs up cosplay! Enjoy dressing up as all your favorite characters.

Your partner has very good taste. :) Here's a bucket of popcorn to eat while you read all the Important Stuff on the homepage (or to throw at Sues if you've read it already) and a small black notebook. Perfect for scribbling observations, charge lists, and mad theories in :P

*pokes Ix, glomping back, and pokes Mattman bemusedly*
Hey guys, and thanks for the warm welcome. I prefer male pronouns, and appreciate your asking. Actually, I'm actually quite familiar with Ix's work, and I'll be sure and check out Sergio Turbo as well. Thanks for the recs!

My fandoms are legion, for they are many, but a good representative sample'd probably include Doctor Who, Stargate (SG-1 and Atlantis, 'cause who cares about Universe?), Sherlock (in his multifarious forms, both Benedict and Brett), the Monstrumologist series, the Riordanverse, Ranger's Apprentice, and anything related to the Pirates of the Caribbean series.

Hey there newbie. Hope you have fun.

Welcome aboard! Have an Awesome-Day-In-A-Jar, just pop the lid and you are guaranteed to have a good day! No Scam At All!

If you want to get some further reading in check out Iximaz's and Sergio Turbo's works. And stay tuned! Someone, sometime soon, may be partaking in taking out My Immortal.

Welcome aBoard! Here's your fresh plate of SPaGhetti!

What are your fandoms?

And this time, I'm early enough to ask a Standard Question!

First, welcome. We're glad to have you. Second, what are your preferred pronouns? We don't want to presume, after all. People will continue showering you with newbie gifts soon.

So many new recruits lately omg! May I ask what fandoms you're in (so people can send you fandom-specific welcome gifts and get to know you in general)?

For now, have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!