Normally I'd say something like, "Come on in, grab a seat by the fire, set your sanity by the door," but as I'm four days late you've probably already figured all that out.

Anyway, here's a Replica Holocron and a Steampunk airship as your newbie gifts. And yes, I do mean an entire airship. Full size. Don't worry, the hangar's paid up until the end of the century, so you've got plenty of time to find a crew for it.

Oh, one more thing, what House are you in?

It doesn't seem anyone's asked you... Which characters did you get seriously invested in? What are your favorite spinoffs?

And my gift to you is a nonexistent turquoise feather. I suspect you will be able to make good use of it. :)

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee, and a good stay, here in the madhouse.

This magic shovel digs up...

OHMYGOD SHINY OwO

... uh, right, it digs up gems.

Glad you found your way to us. Here are three bottles of Bleeprin (trust me, you'll need it) and some popcorn to eat while you finish reading the Original Series and whichever spinoffs strike your fancy! :)

Cyan here, to welcome the first newbie of the day! Have a compilation of SBaHJ comics! It's .jpeg-tastic!

Welcome, welcome! Make yourself comfortable and have a slice of Infinite Pizza!

Welcome, Akrinor, High Ruler of the Garbazions of Zognon 4. We, at the PPC, salute your most-high presence on our most insignificant planet of earth.

We present to you, our most holy artefact: a telly-vish-on ray-mote. It produces telepathic beams, allowing you to communicate mentally with our telly-vish-on technology, with naught but the press of a button!

Welcome, High Ruler!

Here, have this best hamster, and a nice bit of music.

Have a disappearing kitten!

Have one of my own shed feathers, a pen that turns into a celestial bronze sword, and a Golden Snitch with a Poke Ball engraving!

I hope you enjoy your time acknowledged by the rest of The Board! Here's a Coppermind, to store all the memories you'll make here. Otherwise, what are your preferred pronouns? I'm never sure what to call people here. I'll see you around, I guess.

*Hides Frozen Claymore*

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

You've answered my usual questions, so I'll just say I hope you like it here. :)

Hope ya have fun here!

For my newbie gift, I present to you an urple ocarina, complete with wilver earmuffs to block out the noise. =]

May I ask what your fandoms are? I'm into LotR, Narnia, Worm, and quite a few others.

-Alleb