Subject: Further musings on the Sirius Bun AU.
Author:
Posted on: 2016-09-08 19:42:00 UTC

I should mention that it was at this point I decided EVERYONE WAS BUN. EVERYONE. BUN EVERYWHERE.

---

Scape: "Messrs. Flopsy, Moonbeam, Nibbles and Sproink are proud to present the Marauders' Map. Please ignore the top-left corner, Flopsy does have quite the appetite if we don't watch him."

Ix: XDDD YES
Remus is a wererabbit
Just like Wallace and Grommit
*GROMIT
Stupid fingers

Scape: ALL OF THEM ARE BUNS
AND REMUS IS WERERABBIT
AND SNAPE STILL WORKS
BECAUSE FEMALE BUNS ARE CALLED DOES

Ix: YES

Scape: "Oh, any time I want to reminisce about my schooldays, I just watch Watership Down."

Ix: WHYYY

Scape: "But everyone dies."
"Yes."

Ix: "Just like real life."

Scape: THE WATERSHIP DOWN CONNECTION IS GOOD
SNAPEBUN
"All the world shall be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and when they catch you they will kill you. But first... they must catch you."

Ix: Write this write this write this

Scape: Oh good lord, I am having feelings about tiny teenage Remus getting maternal cuddles from Professor Sprout when she finds him post-transformation passed out in one of the greenhouses after an orgy of vegetable carnage.

Ix: eeee

Scape: THUS CEMENTING HIS CONNECTION AND GOOD FEELING TO HUFFLEPUFF HOUSE WHICH IS HOW, WHEN HE COMES BACK, HE GETS TO KNOW TONKS AND AAAAAAAA
oh wait
these are
*puts on sunglasses*
plot bunnies
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Ix: YEEEEEEES

Scape: THIS HAS GOT ENTIRELY OUT OF HAND.
"Oh yes, we were always going around together. Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and... Peter."

Ix: MY SIDES

Scape: "Oh, Harry... you've got Lily's eyes... and James's hare..."

Ix: Pfahaha

Scape: I JUST REALIZED
THIS IS WHY
HE'S CALLED
POTTER

Ix: Oh?

Scape: https://brookeshelf.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/peter-rabbit-cover.jpg”>

Ix: OH

Scape: I KNOOOOOW

"I always wondered why Hagrid called that dog Fluffy."

Reply Return to messages