Subject: Did somebody say superheroics?
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Posted on: 2016-08-15 13:16:00 UTC

1) A guy once said that Marvel make heroes you can relate to, while DC make heroes you can look up to. What I like most, though, is when heroes band together against the forces of evil and try to be smart about it. This is why I love Worm and why I am going to dig up every Hellblazer trade in the county if it kills me. John Constantine isn't very powerful at all, but he's cunning and thinks round corners and tries to game the system as much as humanly possible (which, considering this is a bloke who ripped the wings off the Archangel Gabriel with a friggin' chainsaw, is a surprisingly large amount). Also, something he said struck me as profound.

"I'll tell you the ultimate secret of magic," he said. "Any c*nt can do it."

I want heroes who can be heroes. I also want heroes who aren't immensely musclebound paragons of jock-style masculinity - seriously, Supes, it's the Fortress of Solitude, not the Fortress of CrossFit - and heroines who don't look like two watermelons nailed to an upturned mop. I want to see normal people using their small amount of powers to make the world a better place. I like the small-scale, street-level guys who make lives better for the little guy; not just beating alien invaders, but the crime bosses, protection racketeers, and smaller-scale indignities. It's why I'm getting on well with the Marvel TV stuff on Netflix, I suppose. People fighting in hallways with costumes courtesy of the local Oxfam. Good show.

2) I sort of think I've answered this already with my talking about what heroes mean to me, but I really like the diversity of origins and backstory available to the world of superheroes. They present a much more optimistic worldview (except for that period in the Nineties where everything was grim and gritty and XTREEEEEME) and, y'know, I can respect that. I want more superheroes from other cultures, specifically sub-Saharan African nations (big surprise, I know). I want more than just Americans punching each other and/or aliens. Let's have a chain-smoking Scouse wizard hack his own soul in half to get around a deal with Satan.

Catch Spiderman doing that to get his marriage back. =]

3) A similar objection to the ones Ix has, really. There's not much diversity in the big names. Take the seven founding members of the Justice League (or the Justice League of America to give them their full title, which is a whole other can of worms that led to a brief appearance in one of my Champions campaigns of the Justice League of the Glorious People's Democratic Republic of Milton Keynes and Surrounding Conurbations). Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Aquaman, Green Lantern, and the Martian Manhunter. One woman. No POC, unless you count the ostensibly Greek-ish Diana. For decades, the black guys on the team were outnumbered by people who were bloody green. Also, super glad that Cyborg's in now, but still. My point stands. I would also really like it if some superheroines could not look like the contents of the artist's spank bank, that can't be too much to ask. =]

Also, to expand on an earlier comment, I hate One More Day and I'd love to see Spiderman get an army together and kick Mephisto's teeth in. Possibly with the help of people from the DCU, like John Constantine. I think they'd get on well.

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