Subject: You seem to believe I think otherwise.
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Posted on: 2016-07-27 01:37:00 UTC
Nuts is amaaaazing. A contestant who really gets the Wars - by which I mean gets that it's really as much about the taking part and entertaining people as it is the winning - is incredibly rare, and even if Nuts hadn't lasted as long as it somehow contrived to do, I'd've been rooting for it and its fuzzy-neon-waistcoated crew every day of the week, fam!
If I put my serious hat on, I could mention that Nuts' weapon wasn't without merit, since it evidently did some internal damage to Terrorhurtz's axe without them (or anyone else for that matter) realising they had, but why would I put my serious hat on at all? It's Nuts. The clue is in the name. And the fact that Carbide treated Nuts like nuts are treated by the bar's obligatory drunken orator in the middle of a speech that requires sweeping hand gestures. =]
However, they didn't bribe Angela Scanlon with baked goods, and were thus doomed to failure. Zero sausage rolls out of ten. =]