Subject: I do.
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Posted on: 2016-07-25 04:20:00 UTC

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10554707/1/Plants-vs-Zombies-Story-The-Adventure

"One day, someone dared Sunflower to drink one gallon of mixture wine, liquor, beer, and Mickey Finn in under 1 minute. Sunflower did it. This causes many crazy stuff to happen! Zomboss duplicates Zombies, a Camera Zombie spies on plants, PLANTS TURN INTO ZOMBIES, and Peashooter and Sunflower have A BABY! Read to find out what happens next!"

I simply thought it would just be a case of bad biology; it turned out to be a sickening combination of that, bad psychology, horrible pacing, and misuse of author notes. (And by that, I mean questions that show up at the end of each chapter in the most hammy writing style you can think of.) Also the fact that the author really, really loves order of magnitude and big numbers.

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