Subject: Newbie! *glomp* *poke*
Author: Iximaz
Posted on: 2018-07-27 20:24:00 UTC

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is Reply Return to messages


  • A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES by LCRex on 2018-07-27 19:17:00 UTC Reply

    Greetings, people/animals/potted plants/sentient hydrogen molecules of PPC. This is going to be my first post on The Board, and I'll be looking forward to joining this community. I initially heard of the PPC through TVTropes (oddly enough), and I lurked on the PPC wiki for a while before deciding to make an introductory post here. I have Asperger's Syndrome, a mild form of Autism, so I'm usually really bad at social interaction.

    I'm in a lot of fandoms (and I mean a lot of fandoms), but the ones I'm mainly involved in at the current time are the SCP Foundation, Nintendo, and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Keep in mind that my interests change over time, and my involvement with the fandom of any piece of media is directly proportional to my interest in said media at the time.

    I also have a tendency to spout out meaningless and stupid memes. Lots and lots of memes.

    • Re: A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES by Sapphire Spark on 2018-08-03 22:31:00 UTC Reply

      Hello fellow newbie! I also have Asperger's as well, so I will usually make obscure references to tv shows or games.

    • Madgod's blessings, newbie! by twistedwindowpane on 2018-07-31 22:41:00 UTC Reply

      Hey there! I'm Twistey, a 1-year-bie who also has Asperger's and can't stop cranking out ideas. Just, just imagine me as a thumbs up sticking out of a huge pile of ideas. X'D I also have a lot of fandoms, currently exploring what I call the Holy Duality (which is Wolfenstein 3D and Lichtspeer) as well as delving into the world of bad Doom wads.

      So, what do you intend to do here? What kinds of badfic do you wish to spork, and using what methods? Do you have any agent ideas? I'm pretty good at reviewing character bios and other short overviews like that, so I can help if you wish! :D

      Now, for your newbie gift. Let's see. How about this cool sword made of stained glass pieces fused together? It has no special powers, but it's made from a stained glass window that I broke in a fit of rage. *holds up bandaged hand* See? (It's a long story.)

      Anyway, it's nice to meet you. I hope you have a great time here! Welcome to the PPC!

      -Twistey

      • Hey Twistey! by LCRex on 2018-08-01 16:45:00 UTC Reply

        Thanks for the introduction! It's refreshing to see another Aspie on the internet.

        My agent will be a cartoonish representation of me, but with a stand (don't question it). I'm mainly planning on sporking badslash fics, so I guess he'll be an exorcist. I can show you what I have in mind once I get permission to start sporking, so please be a patient pickle until then.

        Also, thanks for the gift. I mean, I have no idea how to use a sword properly, but I'm sure it will come in handy.

        -LCRex

    • Welcome by Akrinor on 2018-07-30 18:27:00 UTC Reply

      Have cup of endless tea! Be careful to put it back up on it's feet quickly if you knock it over unless you want to flood the entire room.
      Also, feel free to join the PPC Lounge, our Discord server. Here's an invite.

    • Welcome, LCRex! by Lunamann on 2018-07-30 09:51:00 UTC Reply

      Have this plasma pistol, straight from the wastelands of Fallout! Although, quick warning... someone thought it funny to change the plasma it shoots from green to a nasty shade of bleen.

      Also, have a pack of Small Energy Cells to fuel it with!

    • Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2018-07-29 22:46:00 UTC Reply

      Have one of my own shed feathers and a replica Smash Ball that doesn't break when you hit it too much! Perfect for playing catch, but don't let it float out of reach!

    • Hello newbie. by Hardric on 2018-07-29 13:02:00 UTC Reply

      I hope you enjoy this bag of black-hole chocolates.

    • Greetings! by Snowblaze on 2018-07-28 09:14:00 UTC Reply

      Well, I can tell you that I’m not a potted plant or a sentient hydrogen molecule!

      Have a stone with some mysterious properties, although I don’t know what they are yet. Handle with caution!

    • Salutations! by 61516 on 2018-07-28 01:33:00 UTC Reply

      Have a link to a Spanish-language blog about a bootleg DVD of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban where the creators of said bootleg decided to simply recycle to the English subtitles from a different movie.

      https://akusoft.livejournal.com/62138.html

    • Dai Stiho! by S.M.F. on 2018-07-28 00:26:00 UTC Reply

      I am also autistic, and glad to have you here! ;)

      While we don't really have fandoms in common (I have knowledge of a few SCP entries, but apart from certain memes and side stories I don't recall much), I look forward to what you may write. :>

    • Hello newbie! by OpinionedAngel on 2018-07-27 21:01:00 UTC Reply

      Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate cupcakes and enjoy your stay!

    • Newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Iximaz on 2018-07-27 20:24:00 UTC Reply

      Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

      If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is