Subject: Beat you all to it.
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Posted on: 2012-11-16 20:38:00 UTC
Teh Specs is a hipster.
He told Kitty happy birthday... BEFORE IT WAS COOL.
(Naw, she brought it up during a movie-watching of Macbeth. It was, like, three in the morning, and I was barely awake.
But I'll say it again because I can:
Happy Birfdayz!
Have spiders. Because they're everywhere.
Yay! I'm nineteen today (November 16, just in case there are two different dates happening when I post this...)
So happy~
Congratulations! Have a... hmm... how about a "sorry I didn't congratulate you on Friday, I'd just got out of the hospital late Thursday and still wasn't thinking to check the Board" and a giant-sized HUG?
Thankies! And you don't need to apologize for being in the hospital and not checking the Board, you crazy person I call my friend! Don't make me bap you!
I ain't apologizing for being in hospital! Just for not checking the Board after I got out. :P
For the record, tackling is entirely acceptable. I just admitted myself to the psych ward for reasons of major depression and generalized anxiety, no physical injury. (I'm on happy pills now! WHEEEEEEEE!)
Would virtual brownies make you feel better?
AND DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THAT EITHER GRAHR.
(Also, my computer died. 17,000+ words and it [PUDDING!] dies. -sobs-)
BROWNIEEEEES -nomnomnom-
Tbbbbbbbbbbpt.
(D:! D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is that dead computer why I haven't seen you in the Chat since before I went to Psych?)
I'm not sure why I felt the need to all-caps that.
(I'unno. It's just the cord that's dead, really - it fried Tuesday afternoon just this last week.)
Happy belated birthday!
Happy birthday to you (a little belated),
Happy birthday to you (just a little belated),
Happy birthday dear KittyNoodles (or whatever your real name is),
Happy birthday to you (okay, belated).
Happy Belated Birthday!
Sorry I missed this yesterday -- between the Twitter chat/poster contest for the new MCF and getting ready for a craft fair today, I didn't have a chance to drop by the board.
Hey, no worries - we all have Real Life things to catch up on, yes? :D
Happy birthday Kitty!
Thankies, IntelligentAirhead!
Alternately: A very merry un-birthday to you!
Have some herpy birthderp cake and candles and did I ever give you a graduated cylinder? Oh well, have another one.
And all the Bleepolate milk you'll ever want today, too!
Im'ma chug the cake AND the bleepolate milk - AT THE SAME TIME.
-winds up in the hospital-
That did not go as planned... Maybe I should have blown the candles out first...
Teh Specs is a hipster.
He told Kitty happy birthday... BEFORE IT WAS COOL.
(Naw, she brought it up during a movie-watching of Macbeth. It was, like, three in the morning, and I was barely awake.
But I'll say it again because I can:
Happy Birfdayz!
Have spiders. Because they're everywhere.
...Er, thanks, I think...
Because I suck at present giving.
Happy happy birthday! Who wants to play pin the tail on the donkey?
Oh, pin the tail on the donkey sounds MUCH safer than pin the tail on Archimonde! I'm in!
I call for festivities! Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Balrog/Monster of your choice with questionable tail presence! Various sweet pastries! Out of tune singing! Huzzah! Exclamation points!!!!
...Fun fact, annoying a fiery god of chaos tends to result in fiery death.
LET'S PLAY PIN THE TAIL ON DEATHWING!
Nineteen's good.
(What does 'bonus dies natalis' mean?)
In Latin.
I like~!
Have some delicious birthday chocolate!
Im'ma have a cake-belly pretty soon! (You know, instead of beer-belly? Only with cake! Ha ha ha... Shoosh, it's funny.)
Have a cake made out of noodles. No, I'm not sure how they stick together.
-takes a bite- Mmm, tastes like picante-style shrimp Top Ramen!
Have a towering pile of hats. For situations where your hat needs a hat needs a hat.
Also, a song about cake or something.
That was wonderfully sardonic. Thankies!
OhmygizzlesI LOVE CONFETTI!
Have a triple chocolate (chocolate with chocolate chips & chocolate icing) cupcake!
Have some virtual cake.
Many happy returns!
Here, have some lie.
"I didn't eat that cookie, I swear."
I love lies!
...That sounded better in my head...