Subject: doctorlit reviews The Witches by Roald Dahl (spoilrs)
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Posted on: 2018-07-15 20:53:00 UTC

Have I mentioned that I willingly read children's literature sometimes? Not young adult fiction, but like, overt children's books. Because I do that. Because I am a glutton. Because I have no shame.

That said, it's been quite a while since I had one, and oh boy, did I step back into that genre with a doozy this time. I had almost forgotten how no-holds-barred crazy classic kid lit could be. Like, The Witches probably wouldn't get published today. Spoilers follow for The Witches and for a little bit of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Hard to know where to start, really. I guess I'll start with the general tone of the story: I like that children's authors from Roald Dahl's era weren't afraid to scare kids. Death and injury (loss of body parts even!), and the permanent and inescapable fates of some of the children described, and the absolutely horrifying description and illustration of the Grand High Witch's face are stuff for much older audiences, by most people's standards. It makes it exciting for us older readers dipping in, to be sure. But I like the implied respect for children behind this kind of writing. The modern outlook seems to be that material kids consume has to be censored until they get older, so that they don't see something they don't understand that harms them in some way. But the fact is, (I'm getting very subjective here) an adult who didn't grow up processing tough things isn't suddenly prepared to process them the moment they turn legal age. Our understanding of tough topics comes from meeting them head-on and digesting them as we grow. (Wildly tangential but related note: the parents who turn a blind eye to kids chasing and scaring ducks at the zoo because "they're just kids, it's what they do" don't understand that those kids will grow up into adults who chase and scare ducks for fun; they need to be taught as they grow that scaring small creatures for amusement is wrong, or they'll never learn it. And yes, I have seen grown people going after birds at work.) I also strongly believe that children who encounter stories of intrepid-child-hero-against-super-powered-monster in their youth will find it much easier to cope with more mundane forms of antagonism, like bullies, as they grow older.

The general aesthetic and culture and outlook of the witches is simultaneously simplistic and juvenile, as befits antagonists in a story aimed at children, but also legitimately disturbing and creepy, just because of how disconnected it is from cultural norms. Witches who hate children and target them with curses, that's a pretty standard concept. But the motivation behind it—the fact that kids smell like dog feces to witches, and the presence of children ruining the view out the window—these are such simplistic sources of ire that it circles all the way around and becomes grotesque. It's also rather amusing that the witches' complaints about children are themselves incredibly childish reasoning. It adds to the presentation of their demonic nature: they appear adult humans, but their motivations are so different from those of adult humans that they feel more like the child humans they loathe so much. It's also interesting that the Grand High Witch, the designated leader and most respected and feared, is also said to be about four feet tall—by far the shortest witch, and with a mask that also makes her the youngest-looking witch. Their leader is also the most childlike among them!

One thing that did bother me was how the story treated Bruno Jenkins. He’s a fat boy who is basically given no personality beyond “likes to eat things,” other than one scene where he burns ants with a magnifying glass for amusement. (Tangent: I apparently read this book once when I was very young, because I remember the ant scene, but had no context to place that memory in for years. Funny how, in a book about demonic witches killing children, the one thing that bothered me enough to stick in my memory all these decades was the ant murder. Especially ironic considering all the ants I have to kill every summer when the get inside exhibits. I’ve still got ant bite marks on my ankles from this past Tuesday.) Even after being turned into a mouse, Bruno’s only motivation is in stuffing his face, and makes his new mouse body also overweight in a matter of hours. He doesn’t even participate in defeating the English witches in the final act, something a modern story would certainly have involved such a sidekick character in. Between Bruno and Augustus Gloop from Chocolate Factory, I really am starting to feel like Dahl had some weird prejudice against fat people. In fairness, I suppose in his time, overeating was viewed as more of a vice than a behavioral problem, and he doesn’t make it at least subtly clear that both characters’ parents are more to blame, but it still feels kind of weird to reduce a fat character to only their eating habits.

Come to think of it, Grandmamma (she wasn’t given a name, I don’t think) is pretty fat herself. Maybe Dahl was only bothered by very young people who became overweight? Either way, the way the narrative treats Bruno feels like it contradicts one of the main messages of the story, which is not judging people by their appearance. The witches all dress like pretty women in public, but are barely human-looking demons underneath. Tttttthhhhheeee uh wait, does the boy not have a name, either? I think this is the first time I’ve gotten through an entire novel and not noticed that the two main protagonists didn’t have names. Well, the boy gets turned into a mouse, but instead of being rendered weak and helpless, he uses his new body’s attributes to sabotage the witches’ plans and save all the other children in England. And as a side note to that point, the witches assume the transformed mice children will be capturable with cheese in mouse traps, not realizing that they retain their human intelligence and memories after the transformation. Finally, the grandmother, old and fat and walking with a cane, is an expert on witch behavior, and while we never get a clear picture of her background, I want to imagine she was a full on Buffy-style monster hunter in her youth. Maybe it’s the fact that Bruno is rich that’s supposed to fit that theme: his family is clearly loaded, and all spoiled rotten and easily offended to boot. Actually, they very much feel like the Dursleys minus Harry Potter, to the point where I could confidently label them AU alternates of each other.

So yeah. The Witches is a legitimately creepy action story, even for my thirty-two-year-old brain. Roald Dahl new how to write, just wish he wasn’t so judgmental of people for eating food.

—doctorlit remembers seeing the movie adaptation on tv long ago, but can’t remember it well enough to bring it up now

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