I would like to spork this

What do you mean by spork? If you mean PPC missioning... well, slow down there. You can't write a PPC mission until you have Permission, which we don't usually grant to people who we don't know, and means you need to prove your writing aptitude. Don't worry, it's not scary. So the first step is... Stick around awhile! Post, discuss stuff, maybe contribute to a Prompt response or two (which are exempt from the Permission rule, as nothing is canon there anyways unless you have Permission and make it so). Go read The Constitution. Go read TOS. Read a few spinoffs (I suggest Tales From DoGA and Nume and Ilraen—hope I spelled that right this time), get a few character ideas, and do a Permission prompt. The Wiki has better advice than I could give on that. Also, you didn't really introduce yourself well, so here's me asking: Who are you? What are your fandoms? Gender and/or pronouns? What brought you here? All that stuff! Relax, pull up a chair and stay awhile! We don't bite. Well, except Huinesoron's evil twin. He might bite, I'm not sure. Thing is, he never returns my calls, so I have no way of knowing, and I haven't heard a peep Dark!Thoth. :-P

If you're talking about MSTing... Well, there we get into The Art of Writing Good Snark. I'm not the best person to ask. My suggestion, as always, is first to read a lot of other people's work, so you can see what a good MST looks like. Then figure out how to out your own spin on it. And... y'know. Listen to advice from people who, unlike me, actually know what they're doing on that front.

If we don't know you, we don't know how well you write/how willing to learn you are, and if we let people write missions who don't write well and maybe even aren't willing to learn, PPC missions would be very hypocritical, wouldn't they? That's why the Permission thing is in place. Nothin' we have against ya. :)

A lot of newbies come in thinking that they can start writing PPC fic without having to get to know us and get Permission. Admittedly, it seems like that's how it was during the time of TOS (from reading the author's notes), but that's not how it is now. In order to both keep track of who all writes PPC missions (because having to get Permission makes it a lot harder for there to be missions we don't know about) and prevent any PPC badfic that's not part of the Badfic Games or any other joke event (see wiki), the Permission process was implemented at some point in time (maybe an oldbie can tell you when.) I know there are some users who have rushed in and then chilled out (i.e. me), but this can sometimes lead to unfavorable incidents stemming from impatience and/or failure to learn when they do try for Permission, on the part of the newbie. Sadly, it's even lead to some nasty things happening in the past, which further intensify our need for us to know who you are. So I also suggest that you do, in fact, relax, and see all that the Board has to offer. You won't be disappointed if you do.

-Twistey
(Note to other PPCers: Perhaps we could make the need for Permission less easy to miss on the Wiki? That might prevent some of this kind of stuff.)