I'm Twistey, a (currently recovering) 1-year-bie with an interest in world-building, character-building, all things weird and crazy, and all things that light up. And also music theory. I'm the one who gets way too invested in our joke things like Badfic Games and Shipfest, even going so far as to build up an entire mythos around the joke badfics I'm going to post in years to come. Brace yourself.

So, enough about me, what about you? What fandoms are you in? What do you like to do? What do you plan to do here - agent ideas, types of badfic you're interested in sporking, types of sporking, etc. How'd you find us? I'd love to know more!

And as for your newbie gift, since I've apparently decided to start randomly giving out samples of fantasy substances I made up, here's a bottle of purple stuff that is not the purple stuff I gave a different newbie a while back. It is not a good purple stuff, or at least it wasn't when I invented it, which was years ago. Try experimenting with it, I haven't touched it yet and I want to see if the effects have changed over time.

Anyway, nice to meet you. Have a great time here and welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

Have a pile of multi coloured pens.

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee to go with the rest, and a welcome.

Have a laspistol and a half-kilo of lembas bread.

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Nice to meet you - have a large bar of chocolate.

Always room for one more. Have a chocolate chip cookie and a potted aloe.

What sort of things are you into?

As your newbie gift, have two cents, so you can put them into discussions later.

You've already been linked the important stuff, so, what're your fandoms?

- Tomash

Have a blackberry chocolate cake!

In addition to the Constitution, which has community rules, I would point out the FAQ for newbies: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/FAQ:ForNewbies.

How did you hear about this place? What sorts of fandoms (if any) are you interested in?

/passes you a Small White Package. It makes a great doorstop!

Anyway, have you read the Constitution and/or the Original Series yet? :> What are your favorite continua and/or missions?