Subject: Lego OFUM.
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Posted on: 2018-06-18 15:11:00 UTC

No, sadly I haven't found a literal Lego OFUM build (though that sounds kind of cool...). Instead, I have... a crackpot conspiracy theory!

The Lego Elves brand is actually a stealth Lego OFUM.

This is the Elves theme, and straight away you can see that it's stuffed with Mary-Sues and fangirls. Protagonist Emily Jones is prime OFUM material; check out her profile:

Emily is a smart, quirky and creative girl, who is mourning the loss of her grandmother. She is shy in new situations, but quickly finds her place in a group. She is very fond of nature, faithful, a bit of a dreamer and just impossible not to like.

Power: Love

Strengths: Smart, practical and super creative.

Flaws: Gets a bit insecure and clumsy when she finds herself in a new group (especially when they are all elves..).


It actually gets worse from there... she's friends with a stereotypical team of element-aligned magical elves, who all have ridiculously sparkly cute animal friends (actually, because of product turnover, they have multiple CAFs each). So far, so generic... but check out the purported villains of the piece:



Cronan, Ragana, and Noctura... or, as I like to call them, the Elves in Black Leather: Elrond, Galadriel, and Miss Cam herself.

(Okay, we'll need to pilfer a lighter hair for Galadriel, but other than that I think they're perfect.)

Still not convinced? Then check out 'Noctura's' (ie, Miss Cam's) little pets:



She has rainbow mini-Balrogs.

Case closed.

hS

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