That leaves a question. Where did your alias come from? ;)

Anyway, hi there! I'm Twistey, and high five, I like Star Wars too. Don't know much about those other two, though - yay, potential learning opportunity! I have a lot of fandoms, a lot of original worlds, and a lot of parodies. Basically, too many ideas and not enough time to make them all reality.

So, what do you plan to do here? Any agent ideas? I'd love to know more!

And finally, for your newbie gift, here's a piece of grey metal that fell off Das Executive Golem from Lichtspeer, as well as a piece of blue metal from over in Castle Wolfenstein. I haven't tried making these two into an alloy yet, but I have a feeling they'll end up being Licht-resistant. Do whatever you want with them!

Anyway, nice to meet you and welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

Hi! Welcome to the board. Here is a replica of the Apple of Eden, have fun with that; just don't try the mind control thing, it won't work, it is only a replica.

Have a half-kilo of lembas and a laser pistol.

Here's a free 6-pack of Bleeprin.

Hey there, I'm Snowblaze. I'm quite new here as I only joined a few days ago.
For your gift, have some Bleeprin. You'll need it...

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts.

Please have a bag of black-hole chocolates, and let me recommend you a quick visit and reading of both the Wiki and the Original Series. And welcome aboard.

Hello there.

Have a pile of multi coloured pens