(I've been itching to reference the Shivering Isles at least once on the Board, so don't mind that. ;P)

Hi there! I'm Twistey, a 1-year-bie who has a lot of fandoms and a lot of original worlds. I love writing joke fic, too, so expect me to go all out next Badfic Games, next Shipfest, etc. I also love to give people things, so here's a returnbie gift: a cosplay Lichtspeer replica made out of... a big fluorescent tube with a layer of plastic around the outside to give it coloring and shape. Take it, please, I don't want it at all!

Anyway, haha, welcome back and nice to meet you!

-Twistey

I can't recall if I've met you or not, but have some popcorn regardless!

Agony in Pink was missioned while you were away.

Have a half-kilo of lembas.

Heya! Take a bolter, a flask of mjød, and some Klatchian coffee. If you drink both of the latter two at once, you may survive with minimal ill effects.