Subject: Happy Birthday!
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Posted on: 2018-03-18 06:12:00 UTC
Wear some green! Add green food coloring to your drink! Add green food coloring to your meals! Add it to your toilet bowl to just weird some people out.
Happy birthday dude, you've gone 22560000000 (more or less) miles spinning around on this blue rock we call Earth. Hope it's been a good one.
- Maxewell