And have a must-stay-within-PPC-territory Sindarin translation of Mist: i-Pharf Étrus.

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee.

Have some popcorn and a joystick mouse!

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

Salutations! Have a half-kilo of lembas and a laspistol.

I've seen your username on the wiki, so that was familiar to me. I'm Twistey, an approaching-1-year-bie who doesn't have a Wikia account yet but occasionally edits the Plort wiki. I have lots of fandoms and some original stuff.

Besides your username, I don't know much about you. What brought you to the Board? Etc.

As your... uh, came-to-the-Board-bie gift? Yeah. Take this huge pack of green LED lights. I've found they're a big help if you're looking to attract hopeless dreamers to you for whatever reason. Maybe preach them a sermon on the virtues of goodfic or whatever.

Nice to meet you! Welcome to the Board!

-Twistey

Nice to see you on the Board at last! Have a fresh bar of Swiss bleepolate as my first Welcome Gift in, um, probably too long. What brought you to the PPC in the first place? And what are some of your favorite/primary movies, games, and animations?

~Z, who should probably now go welcome all the other newbies on this page and will hopefully manage it before exhaustion sets in

PS: not sure we've ever interacted there, actually, but I'm DawnFire360 on the wiki.

Also have must-not-enter-word-worlds Sindarin dubs of season 6 of Lobor Nîn Bîn: Gwend Nâ Angol.

(If I messed up the Sindarin, someone please correct it.)