More badfics up for grabs:

1. Alcartur > By: Haggis in Wonderland reviews
"Do you believe in fate?" "Of course I do. 'Means I can't be held accountable for my actions." - In which Leo is quite surprised when she finds an alternate universe in her bathroom. Eventual Tenth-Walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Humor - Legolas, OC - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 14h ago - Published: May 22, 2017 - id: 12499727

My comment: A simile in the second chapter turns into a metaphor (and I predict very unfortunate consequences), and also it's WAY too much to hope for that the summary is using base nine.

2. The Messenger by Nolwe -- NSFW!

SUMMARY: Drunken and lustful elves enjoy themselves in Lothlorien.
RATING: Restricted Audience [Reviews - 0]
CATEGORY: FPS > Glorfindel/Celeborn, FPS, FPS > Celeborn/Glorfindel
CHARACTERS: Celeborn, Glorfindel
TYPE: None
WARNING: None
CHALLENGE: None
SERIES: None
CHAPTER: 1 | COMPLETED: No | WORDS: 1127 | READ: 181
PUBLISHED: August 03, 2012 | UPDATED: August 03, 2012

My comment: Ridi, Artanis/Sul tuo amore infranto...

3: Our Sister > By: caro.cola9 reviews
Kali is the younger sister of Fili and Kili, and the niece of Thorin. When she joins them on their quest to reclaim Erebor, she is thrown into all kinds of danger. Will her brothers be able to protect her. I'm sorry, I suck at summaries. NO INCEST! I do not own the hobbit! If I did, Fili, Kili and Thorin would not have died.
Hobbit - Rated: Fiction K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: Mar 1 - Published: Jan 21 - id: 12809347

My comment: Chapter 5 is an author's note, and furthermore I don't think the name Kali appears in either Edda.