Iiiiiiiiit's 3:14 in the morning, Central time, and I cannot put myself to bed. That sentence was originally going to be "and Quincy cannot put herself to bed," but I decided I needed to stop referring to myself in the third person or else I'd start sounding too... Dobby-y. Anyways. Got my three-in-the-morning ramble on here... was there a point to this post? *Checks the title* Yes! There was! As some of you know, I did a reading of this AMAZING Trump parody by Alec Baldwin on Sunday the.... um... on Sunday, the third Sunday of December, at about 4 pm Central Time. Huh, almost twelve hours ago. Aaaanyways, I figured that was pretty fun, and I only got up to chapter four out of... twenty? It's too dark to tell. So! I decided to continue this... idiocy? Brilliance? Sheer hilarity? (I feel like there's a Hilary joke I could make here but I'm too sleepy/dead inside to figure it out) on Tuesday, 3:00 pm American Central time. Come join me on the gen channel in Discord if you want to participate.

TL;DR: TRUMP PARODY BOOK DRAMATIC READING THIS TUESDAY 3 PM AMERICAN CENTRAL TIME BRING A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS