Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Hey there! I'm Twistey, an amateur game dev/writer/etc and lightly-used-bie. I have lots of fandoms, OCs, and original worlds. I tend to focus on gauging the Sueness of characters and the levels of social responsibility in stories (ignoring stuff that's the fun kind of incorrect, like Wolfenstein 3D.) I am really active on the Board on the weekends and other days when I'm not busy all day.

But enough about me, how about you? What are your fandoms? Do you have any prominent pieces of writing? Any agent ideas? What do you plan to do here? I'd love to know more! :D

Finally, for your newbie gift, here's a replica of the Spear of Destiny from the Wolfenstein 3D sequel (ish) of the same name. Give it to your virtual self or your agents and it'll look impressive anywhere! (Sadly, you can't summon demons with it. Giving a newbie the real Spear of something that actually functions akin to the real Spear would be bad.)

Nice to meet you! I hope you have a great time here and welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

Hello newbie! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

So what brings you to our corner of the world wide web?

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Horay and welcome! I assume you're big on Warhammer 40,000?
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Greetings, Newbie! I trust you've made yourself comfortable. I'm Thoth, man with an unnecessarily pretentious username.

Take some Fenrisian ale (and grab some Klatchian coffee while you're at it: they seem to neutralize one another), and your choice of book from the libraries of Prospero (slightly singed).

Anyways, fandoms? I already know you're 40k, but anything else? Also, anything beyond fandoms you want to tell us about yourself?

Have a bumper sticker. What does it say?