Huh! I hope that we can be of use with that reviewing thing!

Anyway, hi, I'm Twistey! I haven't been here too long, but am pretty active and try to help with anyone I can. I'm in too many fandoms and have too many original stories, but that's fine. I'm rather strong with evaluating characters based on bios and sometimes with writing itself.

Anyway, how about you? I guess I shouldn't get you started on listing fandoms, so I'll ask you some other questions: Any agent ideas? Any notable works of fanfic or original fic? What do you plan to do with your time here, aside from getting writing help? I'd love to know more! :)

As for your newbie gift, here, have an egg. It looks like a chicken egg, except it's the size of an ostrich's egg. (But it's chicken egg shaped.) Who knows what will hatch out of this?

It's nice to meet you! I hope you have a wonderful time here and welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay! And don't worry,we don't bite... much.

Here. Take a bolter and chainsword. Oh, and a Peon. Something need doings?

Anyways, preferences in SF/F aside from WoW?

Please accept this pot of black-hole coffee. Have you read the Original Series? The Constitution? What PPC spin-offs did you read?

And please, by all means, try to list some of the things you're into. that's never too much to be listed on.

Anyways, welcome. Hope you're here to stick around for a while.

You'll be right at home here, sci-fi and fantasy (especially WoW) seems to be the PPC's bread and butter!

That sounds great! I'm looking forward to seeing you write, and as a gift, you get cookies and a Lich King themed blanket. Don't use that blanket for warmth though, somehow, it does the opposite.

Catch ya later, newbie.

Have a pile of multi coloured pens.