How do I use these things?

Subject: How do I use these things?
Author: William Drake
Posted on: 2017-11-23 05:31:00 UTC

I'm just gonna put this in.. somewhere, I don't fancy cutting my hand off on my first day, but thanks for the gifts! It's the thought that counts.

Naruto (Games + Wiki diving), Star Wars (movies + Wiki diving), My Hero Academia (Anime), buncha games like Dragon's Dogma, Dead Rising and the like - console scrub here though, but I do play HotS here and there. Harry Potter's also there, but I've only read a few books. My interests are.. uh.. doing stuff and researching more about stuff (I can spend hours wiki diving, y'know.)

Oh, I've heard tales of Rose Potter and that one where Harry is a catholic schoolgirl. I can only shiver in anticipation.

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Hello there, by William Drake on 2017-11-22 20:57:00 UTC Reply

I'm not very good at introductions, so the first sentence is gonna blow.

I was an innocent child before Iximaz showed me the light of PPC mission reports. Right now, I'm no longer a pure saintly human being, I listen to metal and disrespect my elders.

In all seriousness, after I read some of their mission reports for badfics (and got over the odd feeling which I later learnt was my angelic half being ripped out and replaced by cynicism) and clicked all around the PPC wikia, I knew what I had to do. Keep lurki- Announce my existence to the world!

So yeah, hello there. o/

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William Drake = Mr. Sprinkles by William Drake on 2017-11-26 16:42:00 UTC Reply

This is a post about me changin' my Boarder name from William to Mr. Sprinkles.

*gives cookie*

Goodbye now.
Hiya! by RemnantShadow on 2017-11-24 03:11:00 UTC Reply

Hi there! Welcome to the Board! Since you are a Naruto fan, I'm giving you a replica of Minato's kunais. You aren't a ninja so you can't use hiraijin, but it's still very sharp.

I can ninja like the best of 'em by William Drake on 2017-11-24 15:14:00 UTC Reply

Aw, thanks!

And trust me, I can do the jutsus like the best of 'em, *spins kunai*
*kunai drops and hits foot*
...
See?

*Faints*

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Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2017-11-23 18:44:00 UTC Reply

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

10/10 pun by William Drake on 2017-11-23 20:54:00 UTC Reply

Thanks for the feathers and Spikes!

I'll be sure to.. do something with 'em. Definitely something.

Helo newbie. by Hardric on 2017-11-23 17:42:00 UTC Reply

Please let me offer you a pot of black-hole coffee and my welcome here to the PPC. ~~(Also, I recommend Persona 5 as a PS4 game... JRPG of the Decade...)~~

Thanks! by William Drake on 2017-11-23 20:50:00 UTC Reply

I'd love to play Persona 5 someday, when time isn't of the essence >.<
(Thanks for the coffee by the by!)

Welcome aboard! by OpinionedAngel on 2017-11-23 03:04:00 UTC Reply

Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay! Don't worry about the badfic, reading sporkings is quite cathartic...

Danke! by William Drake on 2017-11-23 05:21:00 UTC Reply

You're the only who hasn't given me something that could be slightly problematic!

And yeah, after the whole 'getting my childhood memories torn away forcefully', they are fun to read.

How are dice and brownies dangerous? by The Triumvirate on 2017-11-23 15:11:00 UTC Reply

I don't... think I gave you drugged brownies...

*FOOF* by Thoth on 2017-11-23 01:07:00 UTC Reply

Hallo! Take a Bolter and Chainsword. You'll need them to defend yourself from the badfic.

So... Fandoms? Hobbies? Interests?

And don't worry, we were all once like you, thinking the badfic had perverted our innocence.

Little do you know how much worse it gets. :-)

How do I use these things? by William Drake on 2017-11-23 05:31:00 UTC Reply

I'm just gonna put this in.. somewhere, I don't fancy cutting my hand off on my first day, but thanks for the gifts! It's the thought that counts.

Naruto (Games + Wiki diving), Star Wars (movies + Wiki diving), My Hero Academia (Anime), buncha games like Dragon's Dogma, Dead Rising and the like - console scrub here though, but I do play HotS here and there. Harry Potter's also there, but I've only read a few books. My interests are.. uh.. doing stuff and researching more about stuff (I can spend hours wiki diving, y'know.)

Oh, I've heard tales of Rose Potter and that one where Harry is a catholic schoolgirl. I can only shiver in anticipation.

Eyyyyyyyy recruited newbie! by twistedwindowpane on 2017-11-23 00:11:00 UTC Reply

Hi there! I'm Twistey, a very friendly lightly-used-bie (as I call myself), master fruit ninja, amateur writer, and hopefully soon-to-be Newgrounds developer. I have too many ideas and too many fandoms, and my brain runs a mile a minute at times (like now, it seems.) My writing strongsuit is character creation and Sue detection, so if anyone needs help with that, I can give advice.

Enough about me, how about you? What fandoms, aspects of writing, aspects of the PPC, etc. are you interested in? What type of fanfic do you want to cover? Do you have any original worlds or notable fanfics? What about agent ideas? I'd love to know! :)

Finally, for your newbie gift. Since your innocence has flown the coop as mine has somewhat, I give you this cozy hoodie designed to somewhat resemble the mechsuit from Wolfenstein 3D. May it grant you feelings of protection and invincibility, but try not to become as evil as the owner of the actual mechsuit. You'd probably get a frying pan to the face (I won't say by who.) You never know whether you're fully recovered until you truly are, but in case you are, give it to your agents. They'll need it.

Anyway, nice to meet you! I hope you have a wonderful time here, and welcome to the PPC.

-Twistey

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Hello, Sensei by William Drake on 2017-11-23 05:39:00 UTC Reply

Gee, mind listing what you're not? xD, you sound pretty cool. I'll be sure to come to you when I need help on those two fronts.

I'd say the one noteworthy fandom I've got is Naruto, maybe My Hero Academia has some poorly-written fics out there. I've dipped my toes in Harry Potter but I'm still halfway through PoA (don't judge meh.) I'm interested in badfics, they're harrowing and make me lose faith in humanity, so it's only fair someone gets to rip and tear into them. Currently, no for the original worlds or notable fanfics that I've got. And yeah, I do have an idea for a couple of Agents, but I cannot reveal them just yet!

Y'know.. Iximaz gave me a suit of cursed armour that was supposed to help me and '"totally not turn evil, I don't know what you're talking about." So, I think I'll keep that for my agents.

Thanks!

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Haha, "Sensei"? Okay then! *Japanese bow* by twistedwindowpane on 2017-11-24 16:50:00 UTC Reply

(Although one, I'm not the highest rank possible in the game, as I'm at "Master" and the highest is "Ultimate", and two, there does exist a character called Sensei and he's a typical wise old master dude. So yeah.)

1. Well, I'm not very good at ping-pong, for one thing. I thought I was but then proved myself wrong. I also wasn't always good at writing; I wrote some pretty bad fanfic and original stuff right up until the point that I got the notion that good writing is important. There are lots of other things I'm not, but my brain is too muddled by earliness to put them into words. Just know I'm human and not Suvian, okay? ;P

2. Okay, that's pretty cool about the fandoms. True, badfics can get verrry bad and gross. I read the summary on the Wiki of C-brian and just noped out before even reading the real thing, and I have a feeling that there is potential for worse to exist. Ooh, mysteriousness about the agent ideas. Suspense, yay!

3. Haha! It seems there's a prankster in all of us 'round here. Yes, pop it on an agent to keep yourself safe, that's a good idea.

-Twistey

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Hey! by The Triumvirate on 2017-11-22 21:52:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC, shiny new person! Have a full set of polyhedral dice, in whatever material and pattern you want. Even urple with melose spots. Also have some brownies, which are most definitely not drugged.

What're your fandoms? Preferred pronouns? Favorite non-alcoholic beverages? Most-desired sweets?

--The Triumvirate, more colloquially known as Calliope

Dice and Brownies! by William Drake on 2017-11-23 05:43:00 UTC Reply

Thanks! *munches brownies*, I needed that after all them badfics I had to wade through.

Naruto, My Hero Academia, buncha games on PS4 that I don't think have good badfics written for 'em, and a bit of Harry Potter. He/him. Hmm.. Coca Cola (which is better than Pepsi) and apple juice. Gummy bears, and those small cola candies covered with sugar.

...fraaaaand by The Triumvirate on 2017-11-23 15:09:00 UTC Reply

We're gonna get along great. Apple juice is the One True Drink (aside from tea, if it's made right). Also, gummy bears. Gummy bears are delicious. Not my personal favorite, but then, it doesn't have to be my favorite to enjoy it.

--Calliope

NEWB-- Waaait... by Matt Cipher on 2017-11-22 21:47:00 UTC Reply

Ixi, you've already adopted a newbie before the newbie appeared!? BAH! Bah, I say!

Anywhoo, hello there, person-I'm-assuming-to-be-a-guy-because-of-the-name! Come now, share something else with us! Fandoms? Other interests? Creative ways to eat a cookie?

From me, you're getting a barrel of industrial sprinkles!

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Finders Keepers by William Drake on 2017-11-23 05:46:00 UTC Reply

I don't know who saw who first. Maybe this is all part of Iximaz's plan for.. cookie domination.

I am a guy, no worries. Fandoms include but are not limited to:
Naruto
My Hero Academia
Tidbits of Harry Potter
Jacob from Fantastic Beasts (yes, a whole fandom for him.)

Interests include staying up more than is healthy, playing games, and bothering Iximaz with all adventures I have done in said games.

If it's a chocolate chip, try to eat the chips first, then the cookie. If it's a normal cookie, keep rotating the cookie as I eat, so I eat all sides equally.

WOOHOO! *showers himself with sprinkles* Finally! Something that isn't harmful to me!

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*secretly points at the newbie* by Matt Cipher on 2017-11-23 13:30:00 UTC Reply

I like this newbie. That is a nice newbie.