I know it's late... by
OpinionedAngel
on 2017-11-16 15:38:00 UTC
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But happy birthday anyway! Here, have a triple chocolate cupcake - and since you're 21 now - a nice fruity wine cooler. What flavor do you like?
Happy belated birthday! by
Hardric
on 2017-11-15 22:02:00 UTC
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Let me offer you a black-hole chocolate red berries cake as an apology.
Happy late birthday! by
Quincy Jones
on 2017-11-15 17:26:00 UTC
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Now you can (legally) buy Bleepka!
Happy Birthday! by
Thoth
on 2017-11-14 15:11:00 UTC
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Take a mug of coffee, given to you by Toth the adorable mini-rubric! Look at him. Stare into his eyes. Can't you see his adorable mini-soul crying out in eternal mini-torment?
*throws cakefetti* by
Iximaz
on 2017-11-14 13:34:00 UTC
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
Don't believe it; it is a lie. by
Huinesoron
on 2017-11-14 13:27:00 UTC
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You're actually still 18/16/whatever age you think of yourself as. The past 3/5/x years have been an elaborate illusion set up by, uh... [rolls dice] the programmers of this simulated reality we live in. It's part of the beta release of the upcoming expansion; once they reset the timeline, you'll find it's really [rolls dice] December 21st 2012, and you've just had a very restless night's sleep.
But since we're still in the scenario right now, I wish you a happy birthday and hope no end-of-quest boss monsters interrupt it.
hS
Welcome to adulthood! by
Novastorme
on 2017-11-14 13:27:00 UTC
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True adulthood, not that pseudo stuff you get at 18 :p
Happy Birthday!