Hey there Emilia! I'm Twistey, a lightly-used-bie with too many fandoms and too many ideas. I write a combo of fanfic and original worlds (mostly original), absolutely love MSTing and otherwise reacting to things, and have actually lost friends to my fervent insistence on fanfiction excellence. True story.

Anyway, enough about me, who are you? How'd you find us, what fandoms are you into, etc. I'm interested to know more (I think all of us are.)

And finally, your newbie gift! Currently I'm feeling ready to kick the butts of some blonde villains (and the blonde heroines of some franchises that show obvious favoritism - but why I'm in this mood is another story for another day), so here, you can have a virtual version of my BJ Blazkowicz cosplay outfit, and a nerf gun that resembles Wolfenstein 3D's Chain Gun as well. Your virtual self or your agents may be equipped with this gift. Use it wisely.

Anyway, nice to meet you! I hope you have a great time here. Welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

Hi there! I don't have a predetermined gift yet. Um. Um. I'm at my friend's barn, take this free-roaming chicken!


What do you get when you fire a hairdresser and a chicken out of a cannon?


Feathered bangs.

Have some hot cocoa. I'm sure we're going to love having you around!

Well, someone already offered you coffee, so please have a bag of black-hole chocolates.

Hi there newbie! Have a replica of Pumpkin! Like the original, the output gets stronger the more trouble the user is in, just point and shoot and try not to kill yourself from the recoil.

Out of curiosity, what fandoms are you a part of? Do you speak any other languages?What are your genre preferences?

With warm welcome, I gift unto thee a buckler made of the finest Gundanium alloy,
with an emblem of your choice embossed upon it.
(http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/Gundanium_Alloy)

NEWBIE!

Hey Newbie!

Fandoms? Tastes in fic? Tastes in videogames? Tastes in tabletop games? Hobbies?

Okay, that's probably too many questions :-P. Take a chainsword, a mug of Klatchian coffee, and a flagon of mjød. If you drink both at once, you might just live. :-)

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Please be sure to read the Original Series and Constitution if you haven't already. What are your fandoms?

Hello, and welcome aBoard! Here's a plate of fresh SPaGhetti for you.

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts.

How'd you find us, by the by?