Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate!, and enjoy your stay!

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Please have this bag of black-hole chocolates.

Out of curiosity, did you ever hear about Warhammer Armies Project?

Fellow newbie, it is my great pleasure to present you with this bar of pink chocolate, the first ever produced. Please do tell us what it tastes like.
On a different note, wow, it's been a while since I thought of Ender's Game.
Anyways, I'm happy you decided to join!
Diana.

(I myself am aiming to grab some of my writer friends and take them here. They have some serious potential.)

Anyway, hey there! I'm Twistey, a chaotic good-ish lightly-used-bie who is in a ton of fandoms (although Wolfenstein 3D, Camp Camp, and Sheep in the Big City are currently my life right now. Weird combination, I know.) I currently have a lot of original universes and some fanfiction that are works in progress, and I plan to write missions eventually. Hopefully.

Anyway, enough about me. What are you like? What do you generally write, if anything? Having had a Board conversation with Thoth in which he explained Warhammer, I know that there's got to be a good reason why he brought you here. Do you like missions? MSTs? Stuff like GAFF? I'm curious to know :)

As for your newbie gift, since I often grab things from the Wolfenstein 3D fandom (haha, ask Thoth about what I gave him), and since you seem to be into the mech fighting genre, here! Have this prototype version of Hitler's mechsuit from the third episode! Complete with four chain guns, a good amount of armor, and ventilation! (And clanky sounds... Don't walk around in it near me or I might freak out. That boss fight scared me to death.)

Anyway, nice to meet you! Welcome to the Protectors of the Plot Coninuum!

-Twistey
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(In case you need more detail about the mech suit, here's a link to the Wolfenstein Wiki page about its corresponding boss. Copy and paste the link because clicking on it won't work.)

http://wolfenstein.wikia.com/wiki/AdolfHitler(Wolf3D)

I see you're a friend of my Pretentious Mythological Name Buddy. It's nice to have you here! I know the Author thing says "The Triumvirate" but nobody calls me that. It's more of a relic than anything. Call me Calliope! Or Cal. Cal is a good abbreviation.

For your gift, I present to you: a set of roleplaying dice! You can choose the color and pattern at your leisure, but try not to make it urple. Or bled. Or rue. Those colors hurt.

Because you and Thoth are friends, I present you with one gift further: a hand-written copy of the Imperial Creed. Yes, I see that Warhammer fandom - have fun with this!

Thank you all for the warm welcome and the gifts! I have read the Constitution and the original series, although I may re-read the latter since it's been a while.

Hi there.

Have a pile of multi-coloured pens.

Have some popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series, or throw at Sues if you've read it already :)

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Great to see you, Grundleplith, I'm new to the forum as well.

Hearing about Redwall makes me feel nostalgic, I think Redwall was one of my first forays into the fantasy genre, glad to meet more people that also like it.
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Hi! Welcome to the board! For your newbie gift, I'll give you an over the top weapon from RWBY. What configurations it has is entirely up to you.

I usually don't post on the board, but today I decided to remind people that I still exist.

It's very nice to have new blood around here. It is traditional to shower newbies in gifts, so you can have this belt of awkward conversation avoidance. It has saved me many times.

Enjoy your stay, and try not to lose your mind all at once.

Have a plate of welcome SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is