I'm feeling rather sadistic, so, to help you in your um... corageous? suicidal? quest, here's a question: have you heard of Celebrian?

Now, for the actual gift, have a an inkwell for you to drown your resulting suffering in, and a set of quills to match.

Anyways, Multi, I'm glad you joined!'Til the next post,

Diana.

I'm not sure whether to be impressed or concerned about your goal. Here's a short but cool song to help wash away the pain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eYFX38igSY

Hey there Multi! I'm Twistey, an uberchaotic neutral lightly-used-bie, and I must say that that's a pretty dangerous goal you have there... good luck, sincerely. Take this collection of maps, illustrating each floor of Castle Wolfenstein. You may need them in case you are running from a Mary Sue and you need to hide from her behind a pushwall while the canons and I take care of her.

Anyway, a few things about me: as you can see, I am very into Wolfenstein 3D and retro gaming in general, and I take some guilty pleasure in driving certain oldbies insane. ;P I am in a ton of fandoms, given how easily I can be dragged into them, and I am obsessed with character creation and how much or how little a continuum supports OCs. (Funny how sometimes the continuums with the least OC support have the most OCs. Five Nights at Freddy's, anyone?)

What about you? Aside from those three you mentioned below, what fandoms are you in? What do you like about writing? What do you like about fanfic? How did you find us? I'd love to hear your reply!

Nice to meet you!

-Twistey

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"Wait, could I find these maps in an actual form?"
Yep! They're all contained on this page:
http://wolfenstein.wikia.com/wiki/EscapefromWolfenstein#Levels

Here, have a replica of Rule Breaker. It's not a very sharpd knife, but the original is a very useful tool for high-level maguc. You will have to consult the Nasuverse for further explanations. But this replica isn;t rule-breaking, nor can it break rules. Except for fashion, perhaps.

Are you into any fandoms, other than Super Sentai? And is that a genre classification or something?

Hi! Welcome to the board. I have also read some of the legendary badfic. Although reading My Immortal was a horrible experience, one of the dramatic readings of it on youtube made it quite funny to listen to. For your newbie gift, have a replica of Curtana, it's not sharp enough to cut through dimensions, but can still cut normal stuff.

Hi Multi!

Welcome to the board. As the last Newbie, I greet you as an equal. Here, take a mug of Recaf, and this copy of the Imperial Truth.

I'm technically an oldbie coming back for a fresh start, and to get to know the people here. So here, have some chocolate!

Welcome to the Board! I'm Calliope - more frequently abbreviated to Cal.

Here, have a set of roleplaying dice! The pattern, color, texture, et cetera are yours to determine. Try not to accidentally make them urple.

Welcome aBoard, and have this plate of fresh SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read the Constitution, may I point you in that direction?

Glad to finally have you join us. :)

Glad you decided to join! Feel free to check out the discord. Have a bucket of printer ink!