I don’t even read thirty-six chapters of fanfic if it hasn’t been recommended as "really good" by somebody I trust, and from what I’ve seen in the first chapter (that’s how far I read) it may not be bad enough to inspire a good assassination. But then, not every mission has to end in cathartic violence.

I’ve put it on the list of Unclaimed Badfic, so that there is a chance it might catch one of our LotR expert’s attention even when this thread has dropped off the front page.

HG

I personally can't spork this story since I don't have permission yet, but I'm glad you're interested in having an old story sporked! Why? Well, part of why I'm replying to you is because I also have written badfic in past times, and once I have a Wattpad account, I'll post up the badfics for sporking. And maybe let people spork them multiple times, or MST them - basically they'll be perpetual writing practice exercises. But anyway, since your post hasn't really been getting responses, I just want to acknowledge your Suefic's existence. Maybe you should put it on the Unclaimed Badfic page to give it more attention. I'm not the most sure how it all works, so maybe ask an older-than-me-bie.

-Twistey