Here, have a light-up plastic Spear of Destiny and some 3D-printed action figures. Because imaginary Wolfenstein 3D fan merch is what I do.

-Twistey

Or late birthday depending on what time zone you're in!

You're twenty?!

You have a voice like an ageless robot, and the dirty, dirty mind of either a boy of nine who's just learnt dirtiness, or a very, very old man of eighty who cares not for morals any more.

So I suppose if you add all those up and look at the average... that looks about twenty?
I guess?
Either way


HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARDPY BIRDTHAYY SORRY I DIDN'T SEE THIS EARLIER

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!

*blows noisemakers*

As a present, please accept this drawing of a dragon. It's a bit smudged because I'm impatient and I didn't wait for the lineart to dry.

In honor of your 20th birthday, I gift you #20 in the Pokédex: Raticate! But not just any boring old Raticate! Your gift is an Alolan Raticate! Part Dark-type, it is quite useful against any Psychic or Ghost-types that try to pester you!

My gift to you: hand-knitted urple mittens, with your initials worked in wilver on the backs. Mittens have never looked this terrible beautiful.

-Alleb