Subject: Slightly be-earlied for me, but...
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Posted on: 2017-07-20 04:59:00 UTC
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Doom and gloom and dark despair,
People dying everywhere,
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
It's my birthday! Happy seventeenth!
I decided a party was a good idea. Don't ask why, because I hate social gatherings, but I did.
You've been invited.