Subject: [Midi arrangement of Jurassic Park theme plays]
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Posted on: 2019-02-28 16:52:00 UTC
Our Pokecomputers and gene sequencers break down the DNA strand in minutes, and Devon Corp Augmented Reality displays show our Poke Professors the gaps in the sequence. We used the complete DNA of a Kecleon--
--to fill in the holes--
--and complete the code.
Whew! And now... we can make a baby mosasaur.
[Cut to Sobble hatching sequence]
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That's right, the new generation of Pokémon games, set in England the Galar region were announced today! Check out the video here!
If we don't get a Corgi-based Pokémon this generation I shall be deeply upset. :P Time to start saving up!
The names and look are leaving me less thrilled. But I'll see what comes. Scorbunny has potential though. But I would hope for not another Fire/Fighting. That's been done too much.
Like, I'm hyped for the Galar region, but the grass starter, in my opinion looks weird. Also I can't afford a nintendo switch...
... Pokemon Go added a camera item in a recent update, which - unlike the main AR mode - doesn't rely on your phone having a gyroscope to orient itself. Which means I can finally - finally - experience the main selling point of the game, at least in basic form.
These are my new frens who I made yesterday. They live in my office now. ^_^
(And if aaaaanyone other than me is still playing PoGo, I'm always happy to make new human frens! My wossname code is 7975 9729 1435.)
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Though let's be honest, if it evolves into anything besides a mosasaur, I'll be extremely disappointed. XD
I've also speculated on the wolf shapes at the top of each logo as representing the legendaries for this region - which means we may end up getting something like Skoll and Hati, the wolves that chase the sun and moon in Norse mythology. Sun and Moon... Oooh, Nintendo, you clever bustards, you. XD
Our Pokecomputers and gene sequencers break down the DNA strand in minutes, and Devon Corp Augmented Reality displays show our Poke Professors the gaps in the sequence. We used the complete DNA of a Kecleon--
--to fill in the holes--
--and complete the code.
Whew! And now... we can make a baby mosasaur.
[Cut to Sobble hatching sequence]
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... You failed to think about whether or not you should.
GROOKEY IS MY BOI AND I LOVE HIM TO DEATH.
This fact may change depending on Scorbunny’s final evolution. My current bet is a Fire-Ground Soccer (or Football, in context) player. Though that may make him an excellent phys sweeper WHICH HAS ME FEARING FOR MY FAIRY-BASED LIFE.
Sobble is a Chao and you can’t convince me otherwise.
If Scorbunny gets the ground type I’m fetching the Holy Hand Grenade.
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Personally, between Football Rabbit, Yet Another Monkey, and I'm Sure My Daughter Has That See-Through Lizard In Squishy Plastic Form, I'm glad not to have a Switch, because then I might end up playing it and I'm not taken by any of them.
I am amused by the Long Man of Wilmington homage, though. ^_^
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... but it's still an off-colour Hatchimal Chameleon.
I'm just saying, I've hurt my foot stepping on the little blighter often enough that I don't want to go visit PokeManchester with it.
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