Subject: Greetings!
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Posted on: 2019-02-07 22:13:00 UTC
Have a suit of Imperial Guard flak armor, guaranteed for life! (Average lifespan of deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15 hours.)
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Newbie reporting in by
on 2019-02-07 20:04:00 UTC
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"Eh... hi." (think Korben Dallas style here.)
I'm not good at introductions. That's because I never really know what to say here. Just the facts, ma'am? (Fine. Me human. Mostly. 48 - yeah, yeah, rub it in. Husband and two kids and three cats and two bunnies and all that.) Does that tell you anything? Yes and no. So...
Lots of fantasy in this head of mine, for all the mundane facts, and an aspiring writer (hah!). Usually I tend to stay away from fanfic because the average quality is atrocious.
And then I heard about you guys. So... to make a long story short (mind you, that takes an effort), here I am.
Be nice. :) -
Eya newbie! by
on 2019-02-12 14:52:00 UTC
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I'm glad that this community has changed people's minds about fanfic. That's a win in my book.
For your newbie gift, here's a vial of white liquid that shines purple and gold. It's a potion made of ground-up Nether Stars from Minecraft. It renders great power, but also causes really bad mutations. I haven't made any in a while, but I decided to make a batch for science! Probably a bad idea, considering that only one person knows how to create the antidote and she doesn't come to the Board that often... but anyway! Welcome aBoard!
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Welcome aboard! by
on 2019-02-08 23:03:00 UTC
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Welcome newbie! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!
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Welcome! by
on 2019-02-08 15:58:00 UTC
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Hey, nobody should ever give you flak for being older and in fandom. Have an anti-flak jacket, and a Generic Blunt Object(TM) for beating off anyone who tries. The idea that older women, in particular, should have to give up all their fandom interests after a certain age is ageist, sexist, and generally nonsensical.
If you have trouble finding quality fanfic, may I recommend AO3 (Archive of Our Own, archiveofourown.org)? I find that the quality there is much higher than e.g.the Pit of Volesthe Den of Weaselsfanfiction.net. (No insult is intended to anyone who reads or writes there - that’s just apparently become the official name for it in my head.)
I noticed in another thread that you’re into MCU, among other things; may I recommend works by Copperbadge (https://archiveofourown.org/users/copperbadge) and SciFiGrl47 (https://archiveofourown.org/users/scifigrl47/pseuds/scifigrl47) as a starting place? I pretty much exclusively find new fic by looking through the bookmarks of authors whose work I enjoy. -
Welcome! by
on 2019-02-08 14:26:00 UTC
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Here, have a chainsword!
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Chainsword by
on 2019-02-09 08:19:00 UTC
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Thank you!
*accepts the sword, examines it*
Hey, a piece of string! I wonder what that does...
*pulls the string. The chainsword sputters, then begins to move*
*eyes shining* Mwuhahahaha!!!!! (
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Chainsword by
on 2019-02-09 08:19:00 UTC
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Thank you!
*accepts the sword, examines it*
Hey, a piece of string! I wonder what that does...
*pulls the string. The chainsword sputters, then begins to move*
*eyes shining* Mwuhahahaha!!!!! (
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Hi fellow newbie! by
on 2019-02-08 10:14:00 UTC
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Hi! Have another exploding chocolate bar!
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CRASH by
on 2019-02-09 08:38:00 UTC
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I wrote a lovely reply here, only to be rewarded with the Blue Screen of Sadness. (the former Windows versions had the Blue Screen of Death, this one has the sad face on it.)
Not kidding. Your explosive bar has great powers.
I welcome you back on behalf of Newbies United. -
Chocolate... by
on 2019-02-09 08:22:00 UTC
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Thank you, on behalf of Newbies United!
Hmm... chocolate...
Nah, I'm beginning to pack too much weight as it is. *toss*
**BOOM!!**
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Hi! by
on 2019-02-08 10:01:00 UTC
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Hi fellow newbie! As I don't have much I'll give you a feather that you can put on a hat that changes patterns every day.
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Feathers! by
on 2019-02-08 11:45:00 UTC
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Woo, another feather! A couple more and I'll have enough for a down pillow.
Too bad I'm allergic for them :) -
Greetings, newbie! by
on 2019-02-08 09:21:00 UTC
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What are your fandoms? Here, have a furry object, I don’t... think... it’s sentient, but I’m 99% sure it’s not evil...
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Fandoms? by
on 2019-02-08 11:27:00 UTC
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Skipping straight to the hard questions, eh?
I'm sure I'll forget a few, but let's start with *takes deep breath*:
Star Trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica (old and new), Marvel MCU, some of the comics here and there, LOTR (books and movies, and Hobbit, Silmarillion etc.), Harry Potter...
Oooh! A tribble! I'll make sure it won't overeat. -
Glad to see we share some fandoms! by
on 2019-02-08 13:12:00 UTC
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I'm also a fan of Harry Potter and LOTR, although I haven't seen the movies.
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Welcome aBoard! by
on 2019-02-08 03:12:00 UTC
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Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes! :D
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Greetings! by
on 2019-02-07 22:13:00 UTC
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Have a suit of Imperial Guard flak armor, guaranteed for life! (Average lifespan of deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15 hours.)
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Nice suit! by
on 2019-02-08 05:13:00 UTC
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Woohoo! Lovely shiny suit! I think I'm gonna paint it red.
Or blue, just to throw people off guard. (Looking at you, Disco!)