Hello from a fellow D&D fan! I think you'll be happy to learn that there's some D&D-related content that the Board community puts out periodically. For your newbie gift, have a couple spell scrolls, sent to you by my Level 5 elf wizard with a note of kind regards. Welcome aBard I mean Board!

-Twistey

Have an RVN-4X "Raven" BattleMech. Succession Wars vintage, fully armed and operational. Feel free to repaint the armor plates.
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Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!

Ooh, what sort of dance do you do? I do ballroom, personally - West Coast Swing is my favorite, and I’ve done a handful of other social, Standard, and Latin styles. I haven’t had a chance to dance in quite some time, though - it’s pretty hard to find somewhere to dance as a female lead in Texas.

Have some NM&NMs, which (if I remember correctly) are laced with Bleeprin.

It's not much, but have some chocolate I guess. Be careful, it has a tendency to explode.

Have a suit of Imperial Guard flak armor, guaranteed for life! (Average lifespan of deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15 hours.)

Have a pen which magically changes colour!