Have a Generic Sharp Object(TM)!

Aside from one of my own shed feathers, have a diamond pickaxe with Fortune III and Unbreaking III and a plushie of your favorite Yokai! Choose wisely~!

It doesn’t look as if we share any fandoms, unfortunately, For your newbie gift, have some sweets which taste amazing but make you exhausted if you eat them.

Nice to have you around. Do you play any sort of D&D, or Pathfinder? I know there's a lot of enthusiasts around here. Wholeheartedly agree, ramen is fantastic. Take a pair of camouflage print pants. Surprise your friends with invisible legs!

Greetings to our esteemed board, new friend! Have a suit of Imperial Guard flak armor, the impenetrable mantle that is the constant companion of the brave soldiers of the Imperium for their entire lives! (Average lifespan of deployed Imperial Guardsman: 15 hours.)

I also like the carry on films, especially carry on spying.

I'm Twistey. I approve of quite a few of those fandoms. Have some Poe Slaw, which is not real coleslaw but is in fact a Bleeprin-laced dessert. Welcome aBoard!

-Twistey

It's nice to have a fellow CHERUB fan around! Here, take a grey shirt - won't be needing any orange here.

Also take a full set of dice - your choice of color and pattern. Ignore any glitter that's worked its way in, unless you asked for it, in which case, well, enjoy your lucky streaks, I suppose.