Subject: Don't try to analyze my ways.
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Posted on: 2019-02-06 19:14:00 UTC
Doing so will only make people disappointed in you. (That is, once I make a sufficiently big name for myself...)
*goes off to summon my decoy brethren*
-Twistey
*Instead chucks a handful of sand, and disappears*
Ready when you are, Twistey! Let the Third Elemental War begin!
...but then I remembered that I officially will stop at nothing to invade your territory.
*begins preparing*
-Twistey
Well, other than attack you with snow, but you started it.
*starts digging tunnel*
Doing so will only make people disappointed in you. (That is, once I make a sufficiently big name for myself...)
*goes off to summon my decoy brethren*
-Twistey
I should stop trying to find the method in your madness, because there isn’t any.
Anyone want to be my ally?
...I definitely won't not refrain from not handing all these newbies flamethrowers so they can participate in my army. :D
-Twistey
I presume your quadruple negative cancels out to mean that you will give them flamethrowers?
Although I might likely wait until later, as the date that the Shipfest was last year is looming, and people might seize the opportunity as well as the popular "ship the rivals" rationale to write some interesting femslash about us... Plus also I'm the author of "Man on a Mission" and I'm therefore going to be too busy putting too much effort into Shipfest fics.
-Twistey, who would actually be amused if someone actually did write a Shipfest fic of us :P
by throwing more snow all the way down to where you are*