Have a celebratory cupcake! It's chocolate with chocolate chips and chocolate icing!

Though, should it be Boarda, or Boardi? Just for the record.

Have some of my latest creation: Poe Slaw! It's not real coleslaw, but rather a parody of it - it's made of sugary foods. Like, the cabbage is taffy, and the mayonnaise is marshmallow sauce. It's also got a little bit of that Swiss Bleepolate you gave me melted down and mixed in, because another function of Poe Slaw is to put suggestions in your mind that maybe, just maybe, a badfic you just read is a trollfic, thus relieving you. Enjoy your birthday dessert!

-Twistey

Have a suit of Imperial Guard carapace armor. It's heavy, but it stops most things.

It’s just a few days until my own five year Boardiversary! I’m definitely glad you decided to stick around. :)