Subject: Hey, Stanley!
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Posted on: 2019-01-11 18:07:00 UTC
I shared that with my guildmates and people lost their minds. He'll be a great addition to the game. :D
Subject: Hey, Stanley!
Author:
Posted on: 2019-01-11 18:07:00 UTC
I shared that with my guildmates and people lost their minds. He'll be a great addition to the game. :D
We're back! Well, it's quiet, I figured the place needed some pepping up. (Not sure whether it's more depressing to imagine bustling conversation in the Discord, or to imagine it's all gone silent over there too...)
As always when discussing the news, please remember that not everyone will agree with you. You're free to state, discuss, and defend your viewpoint (provided it does not violate the Constitution), but please don't use that fact to attack others.
Fandom News
A new World of Warcraft NPC
As we all know, Stan Lee died late last year, putting an end to a career that most people thought of as a continuous string of cameos. Except it didn't put an end to it, because the next World of Warcraft patch includes one.
'Stanley', an elderly man with a very familiar looking face, apparently wanders around the Keep in Stormwind City - and yes, on entering the throne room, he reportedly exclaims "Excelsior!" So that's adorably silly.
Old News
Marguerite Perey
80 years ago on Wednesday, Marguerite Perey, French chemist/physicist and protege of Marie Curie herself, discovered a new element. Realising that the reported radiation emitted by actinium didn't make a lot of sense, she purified some for herself (from samples of lanthanum, which she may have purified from uranium ore...) and did an intensive study of its decay. She realised that the reported radiation was actually from actinium's decay product, a brand new element she named francium (after, y'know, France).
She went on to become the first woman elected to the French Academy of Sciences... and then died of cancer in 1975, because working with radioactive elements is seriously bad for your health.
New News
Images from Ultima Thule: Colour & 3D
On January 1st, New Horizons - the probe that discovered the heart on Pluto back in 2015 - performed its second close flyby, of a Kupier belt object named (486958) 2014 MU69, and nicknamed Ultima Thule. This is the furthest object ever visited by a spaceship, and due to being out in the cold dark outer solar system, is basically unchanged since the solar system formed.
Ultima turned out to be a reddish contact binary - two objects which fell gently against each other and stuck like that. Comparisons with snowmen and BB-8 have done the rounds, though the best response was Mira McKinnon on Twitter: "MU69 is Moo, our little space-cow".
We should be seeing more results out of Ultima Moo soon - there's been a brief break as New Horizons swung behind the sun, but we'll be back on track soon.
PPC News
A conference for course coordinators and other non-canonical management of OFUs, held yesterday in the Small Auditorium at PPC HQ, had to be postponed indefinitely after a fire broke out in the room. Reports - by which we mean a hassled-looking Dr. Huinesoron of OFUDisc - say that a friendly competition between OFUM's mini-Balrogs and OFUN's mini-Dragons got out of hand, possibly with intervention from OFUO's mini-Furies.
Reports that agents residing on the floor above the auditorium are trapped in their missions until DoSAT can be bothered to fix their consoles should definitely be ignored.
Non News
The Holy Order of the Bumblebee
Nesh has already seen this one, but I don't think anyone else has... a party of four clerics. What could go wrong?
The Order are actually parodies of Kaitlyn at different stages of her life, from 'scary-smart kid', past 'rebellious teenager', through 'hassled manager', up to 'bone-weary student'. There's at least one more picture in the works, but no story other than what you see in the image.
hS
If you use Safari on a mobile device, then up on the search bar, left to the website’s name (or maybe it says “reader view available”, depends), there should be four lines that you can click for the reader view.
And thank you, hS, for the perfect place to put this thing I was debating about posting. ^^
So, first, I was taken by the whim to do an external links search for all Freewebs URLs and change them to either working Webs URLs or archival links. That's done.
In the process, I noticed just how awful the <a href="https://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/LegalDepartment">Legal Department page was, so I rewrote it. (This is a return to my project of standardizing and improving all the department pages, which I haven't worked on in quite a long time.) I pretty much only used the information in the links that were already there, though, so if anybody knows something I missed, please tell me! Legal is kind of important, and also complex and mysterious. Like, even the metahistory of the department head and flash patch is kinda freaky. Check it out, and let me know what you think happened in-universe. I've got my own theory. {= )
While you're there, you may also notice that I finally discovered an easy way to get multiple images in the infoboxes (just use a gallery!), so I've done that for all the department pages with multiple versions of their flash patch available. Now I can merrily add the ones I've made to give them a more consistent style while not bumping the older designs into oblivion! ^_^ Also, this can be done with ANY infobox, so if you have multiple images of your agents, minis, Flowers, or whatever, feel free to add them to their infobox!
This has had the pleasant side-effects of reminding my brain how to focus on things and giving me some ideas, so more writing is also in the works. If anybody remembers the interlude I started quite a while back with Nume getting stuck babysitting Henry, I've finally figured out where that's going. It should be fun for us and Fun for Nume. *g*
~Neshomeh
I don't remember how it looked before, but it looks really good now. ^_^
In this particular context, I'm not sure we really needed both versions of the patch (and I'd be happy to have mine dropped), but as a general principle, the infogallery is a fantastic discovery!
hS
To be fair, it wasn't awful before—there were references, courtesy of HG (and thank you!), but they needed proper formatting. Otherwise it was kinda disorganized and sketched in, like a lot of these pages, and there was a pretty obvious editorial disagreement about the existence of "Agent" Murphy. Like, okay, I don't think THAT Murphy probably works for Legal either, really, probably, even if Agent Meg thinks so... but the place to fight about it is the Board or a Talk page, yeah?
Anyway, having now studied the matter, I'm pretty sure the Antigravity Apple and the Fern are BOTH heads of Legal. They're both on the flash patch, after all. *g* They probably just switch off who takes the credit/blame sometimes, and the Apple handles DIAU on the side because it's a small department and it probably just felt like it. Chaos!
~Neshomeh
A while ago, I shared The Digital Antiquarian, a website about the history of digital culture and interactive entertainment that I profoundly enjoyed.
Now, the creator of that website has made a companion site, called The Analog Antiquarian, described as "chronicles of worldly wonders," the new site has articles about mankind's most amazing achievements over all of history. It's starting with the Pyramids of Giza, and by all appearances seems to be about as good as its rather excellent predecessor. So I'm enjoying that.
I shared that with my guildmates and people lost their minds. He'll be a great addition to the game. :D
That space rock Ultima Thule, as well as Thule the car-mounted storage box company, is named after a fictional, far-northern lost civilization.
Originally named Hyperborea, meaning "above the north wind", the idea was invented by Greek writers. It was stated to be a place where the boundaries between land, sea, and sky blurred, and instead there was this weird stuff that was kind of like Jello, which it was hard to move in. (Like... what?)
Unfortunately, around the early twentieth century, the concept (which I'm not sure when it got renamed Thule, but it was in fact also called Ultima Thule) was pretty badly hijacked. (Use your imagination.) This is why it appears in the 2009 Wolfenstein reboot. Out of those who currently believe that Thule exists, many of them are of this ideology.
However, another large number of Thule-believers are folks from various countries in Europe who insist that the Greeks were talking about their nation.
TL;DR: Humans are weird. Nothing new.
-Twistey
I'd not heard of the jelly-amalgam, but it sounds like their kind of thing - a place where all the elements become one, etc etc. Hyperborea also makes a famous appearance in the George MacDonald children's story At the Back of the North Wind, which is... kinda dark, actually.
Also, Wikipedia positively delights in telling us that Hyperborea is the land beyond the North Wind, and the North Wind lived in Thrace (southern Bulgaria), 'therefore Hyperborea indicates that it is a region beyond Thrace'. Yeah, don't stretch yourselves, Greeks. ^_^
hS
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Hyperborea
...and they cited the Wikipedia article for Thule:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thule
Oddly enough, RW combines the two fictional places, whereas Wikipedia does not. Hmm.
-Twistey
P.S. (Y'know what RationalWiki also does? Cite our Wiki's page on Twilight goodfic in their article on Stephenie Meyer. :D)
P.P.S. Before you get on me about using RationalWiki, I'd like to say that I don't always agree with them (especially given that they're largely antitheist), but mainly use it for taking inspiration from pseudoscience or for entertainment.
Woo, Francium. ...I ran out of things to say about this, so let me talk about something else.
Here in the PPC, we have a large number of MMO fans. Personally, MMOs make me feel like I'm killing myself slowly. I wish they didn't, they look like an awful lot of fun, but sadly they are not for me q.q.
However, there IS an MMO related thing that I'd recommend to even the MMO intolerant like me, and that thing is called Log Horizon.
Log Horizon is a anime and (actually officially translated for once) novel series that can roughly be described as fulfilling the promises Sword Art Online made and then some. A collection of gamers are transported into a fantasy world that veeery closely resembles their favorite MMO which they were logged into before they showed up. Okay, so, race to get home, if you die in the game you die for real, and all that jazz, right?
No.
Log Horizon is more interesting than that. It's about taking an anarchic group of people in a horrible situation and the political gambles and underhanded dealings it takes to turn that into a society. Especially when the world operates by MMO rules (actual MMO rules. As in, the author is obviously a dedicated MMO player), and nobody can die. And the NPCs are real people now, of course. Who most definitely can die, and are experiencing tensions with their immortal neighbors from the start.
And of course, our protagonist can do the Gendo Ikari Glasses Flash™, because he's a very manipulative man. The point is, Log Horizon is good stuff.
In other anime news, The Lord El-Melloi II Case Files, my favorite Fate-verse work you can't actually easily read because it's been translated terribly, has now got an Anime adaption, which is currently airing. So... yey. I dunno how many of you will care, but I'm happy.
In videogame news, over the past few months Counter-Strike: Global Offensive has become free-to-play. If you're interested in joining the world's second-largest Valve-operated saltmine, you can check that out. But protip: bring some friends. You can play with publics, but it's less fun because most of them are... awful. Not gonna lie.
Also, it has a Battle Royale mode now, which is apparently actually fun, I wouldn't know.
In videogame not-news... have you ever wondered why WASD is the control scheme that we all use? It seems random, and... it was. In another universe, we could all be using ESDF (like Gabe Newell prefers), or WADX, or even SZXC.
So what made WASD win? E-sports. Namely, the one of the first ever e-sports champions, before that term even existed: Dennis "Thresh" Fong. For the full story, check out this article from PC Gamer.
Oh, in actual gaming news, Erik Wolpaw is confirmed to be contracting for Valve, even if he's not back at the company. Speaking as someone who believes that Wolpaw's one of the best comedy writers in the industry, I think this is good. Maybe. It depends on whether Valve will actually DO something.
I'm totally gonna get back to writing. Soon. I swear. Lessons 2 is only months away. :-P
No, seriously, my schedule's clearing up soon, so that may well be possible.
Although I do think Log Horizon is the more interesting setting to think about the implications of, I just find SAO more entertaining to watch.
Funnily enough, the 'Aliceization' story arc (the currently airing series of SAO) has the setting shift more into the Log Horizon style, with the 'NPCs' being fully real people that can actually die.
-Irish
Phobos and I are nearly finished with the second season, so while I have to say season two is not as good as season one, it's still full of a lot of the same elements that make season one really great. The perspective is fresh and interesting, the characters are likeable and engaging, and the mystery of what happened and why gets a bit more attention.
Also there's a whole character arc with the young bard, Isuzu, and how the world only has 42 songs, and it kinda drags its heels a bit, but music literally makes the world a better place! That's my jam. ^_^
~Neshomeh
... then I can also recommend Grimgar: Ashes and Illusions. It's a short anime, only 12 episodes I think, and setting wise it sort of falls between Sword Art Online and Log Horizon - it's set in a world that has game-style mechanics, as opposed to literally being a game, but there's no MMO style resurrection. If you die, you die.
And the characters are protagonists rather than 'heroes' - when they arrived in their new world they lost the memories of their old lives; starting with no equipment and limited funds. At first they have to work together as a group just to take down single goblins.
The story style is a bit more like Log Horizon, but focuses on small group politics/interactions rather than larger scale dynamics, and is mostly about how difficult it is to survive in the world when everything costs money, and the only regular source of income is monster hunting.
Also, the artwork is fantastic.
-Irish
It was a long road to the end of season two, but we've ended on just the right note to get me jazzed for season three. Bring it on!
~Neshomeh
Our good old friend Pieguy has published a thing! He wrote the practice adventure scenario in the quickstart guide for a new tabletop game called Relics: A Game of Angels. It's only available in PDF form at the moment. It's one of those "pay what you want" scenarios. (I'm honestly not sure off-hand if Pieguy himself gets any money from that link.)
—doctorlit, collecting what former PPCers produce
I don't even have the knowledge to figure out what I'd need to know to understand this, but despite never really talking to him, I fondly remember Pieguy for inventing the TCDA.
(Ugh, and the Twisted Skein went down again... I really need to sort out a permanent fix for that.)
hS
I can dig up my absolute-to-relative link conversion regexes so that you don't have to change the links by hand.
Assuming, of course, that the site currently uses absolute links...
... that it uses literally everything, whether absolute, relative, or constructed-on-the-fly-by-Javascript. (I admit I'm not positive of that, but I wouldn't surprise me.)
A solution, however, is already in the works. :)
hS
But yes. If you DO want that, let me know. I can help.