I don't own any of those clothes and you FORGOT MY TATTOO.
Alright, pretending to be angry over, let's talk what I actually look like.
I'm pale, brown-haired (you got my hair length about right, actually), and have glasses. I tend to wear a lot of dark-colored (but rarely black) t-shirts, and if I'm in long sleeves I'll always roll up the left one so it doesn't cover my tattoo. I wear jeans a lot but don't have any ripped ones. I'm fond of dresses but the lack of pockets isn't usually worth it. I keep my hair down 99% of the time but usually have a chaplet or hat over it. I'm almost always wearing a pair of battered blue canvas slip-on shoes, and lots of necklaces. As of right now I wear four or five: a string of bluelace agate chips, a pentacle and crescent on a silver chain, a loop of knotted yarn that I use as prayer beads, and a wooden Fibonacci spiral and craft beads on a black cord, and at certain times a choker made of red embroidery string. I tuck the yarn and wooden pendant into my shirt and leave the agate, pentacle, and choker out. I'm fond of shawls and will even wear lightweight ones in the summer, but have lately begun wearing sweaters more often. As of right now I also wear a blue-gray scarf embroidered with beads on the ends, draped as a stole, for mourning.
As for what Willis looks like, I have no shpxing clue.
This was fun! :D

Thanks for paying attention to what now seems to be his virtual present.

-Twistey

Little bit spooked that anyone on here even remembers I exist. Most days *I'm* not wholly confident I exist. But! I am both amused and humbled at the dedication you've shown to this thought experiment.

(Black hair, plain t-shirts in sombre colours, and dark jeans. Sort of grumpy-librarian-on-her-day-off. It's also a pretty good bet I'm wearing gloves or wristwarmers anytime between September and May.

(But I cannot deny that I wore a lot of sweaters with designs when I was a teenager . . . I didn't buy my own clothes . . .)

--Kaitlyn

The overall theme seems to be that I'm a few increments more butch than Willis guessed: jeans, (short-sleeved) t-shirt, and plaid flannel are normal wear, my hair's basically still in a thirteenth-doctor bob, and my wrists are undecorated. Skinny is right, pasty is wrong, although not through any effort on my part - I tan super easily.

For someone who has never seen a picture of me, it's a rather good portrait! I would not have been that close.

hS

Oh my, no! My clothes only look like that when I'm at a funeral or wedding! I do prefer collared shirts, but I'm all about the short sleeves and shorts, even in winter. The chill feels good and shorts are comfy and easy to wear. I also prefer flip-flops when I'm not at work, also even in winter. (Do not listen to Larfen. They are called flip-flops, not thongs.)

As for hair, I definitely don't comb mine; I barely have time on weekdays as it is to shave and get dressed. My technical, official, default haircut is a #2 length buzz cut, but because I hate actually spending time on my appearance, I let it grow out as long as I can until it starts bothering my ears. I think I cut my hair four or fives times a year? I've never really though to keep track. But I definitely never comb it, no matter how long it gets. I do keep clean-shaved though, because facial hair is disgusting and I wish it would stop.

What else is in that picture? A belt. I don't wear belts, I wear shorts that actually fit me. I've never understood belts much. And then, that briefcase. Heh. I bring my work lunch in a good, old cheap Walmart backpack. The only briefcase I own is the one I keep my Magic: the Gathering decks in, which doesn't really see use any more.

—doctorlit, suddenly reminded that he has a physical appearance that other humans can see

I can definitely see where you’re coming from and if I actually looked like my name suggests you’d be right.

Unfortunately, I definitely don’t! You got my hair and eye colour wrong. My hair isn’t as long as you said it was, either, and while my skin is pale it’s not *that* pale. I don’t have a pair of black jeans, although they’re not too far outside my style.

No guesses for the others because I don’t know what any of you look like IRL so I can’t have any hope of being accurate.

Well, apparently I resemble my personality. Wouldn't be the first time a PPCer told me I look or sound like they expected me to. It's even funnier because I actually am wearing a striped sweater this very day. I also own a Time Turner necklace, so even the Deathly Hallows guess is in the right ballpark. Here's proof in poorly lit bathroom selfie form.

My default necklace is a dragon perched on a green glass stone, though. {= )

For the rest, Kaitlyn's not too wrong except for the hair, I think, and Ix sounds pretty good except for the accessories (though I may be wrong!). I can tell you that the guesses for hS and doc are way off. ^_^

~Neshomeh

With Delta as a close second.

The idea of hS with a soul patch will never leave my mind now, though. XD

I do have some very nice sunglasses that I carry around in my pocket that I can whip out if things get too bright, but my default is actually dark wash jeans and black graphic tees. :P

I shouldn't have described my hair as "medium length"—it's way too long! I look like a surfer. Or Tedd from EGS. XD

No, my vote for "most accurate" goes to Neshomeh. Although she is free to contradict me.