Subject: Wat.
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Posted on: 2018-12-16 00:42:00 UTC
I'm going to regret asking, but how do you ship Horcruxes with anyone? Barring two exceptions, the are inanimate objects. o.o
~Neshomeh
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I have a random question for you guys! by
on 2018-12-15 21:01:00 UTC
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What's the funniest AO3 tag you've seen? Mine would have to be a toss-up between Holy Space Aikido and Catshpx Lesbianworld.
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HereÂ’s my top four by
on 2018-12-16 03:47:00 UTC
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“Everyone has their sassy pants on” - From “This, You Protect,” a really excellent MCU fic focused on post-Winter-Soldier Bucky, and which has since spawned multiple sequels of similar quality and subject matter.
“Sans is like HELL NO” - From a relatively unpolished (but still funny) Undertale fanfic chronicling a certain punny skeleton’s time in the PTA.
“Cinder attempts morals” - From CSMN volume three (https://archiveofourown.org/series/452845), a RWBY AU starring Cinder and her team as the protagonists.
“Come join me in the trash” - From “That Would Be Enough,” a reader insert in which “you” set out to discover who made the CORE and why no one seems to remember their name. -
I've got a few to start out with... by
on 2018-12-15 22:31:00 UTC
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From a brief search, I've found the following:
"'why is this a pokemon au' you might ask"
"all the horcruxes are alphas" (in a fic shipping Horcruxes with Harry)
"no plot we die like fluffy men" -
no plot we die like fluffy men by
on 2018-12-18 02:44:00 UTC
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How does that happen?
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Wat. by
on 2018-12-16 00:42:00 UTC
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I'm going to regret asking, but how do you ship Horcruxes with anyone? Barring two exceptions, the are inanimate objects. o.o
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Come now, be creative. by
on 2018-12-18 10:38:00 UTC
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-The Diary - obvious.
-Nagini - also obvious, plus Fantastic Beasts tells us she has a human form.
-The Locket - talks to Ron and presents visions to him. Easy.
-The Ring - houses the Resurrection Stone, which can bring people back in a similar fashion to the Diary, as 'memory made nearly solid'.
-The Diadem - is supposed to enhance the wisdom of the wearer. Shades of the Archchancellor's Hat here - maybe it just straight-up talks?
-The Cup - the Wiki speculates that it might have magic food-transporting powers, and I'm oddly taken with the idea of it attempting to flirt by just randomly giving Harry purportedly erotic or aphrodisiac foodstuffs - possibly very badly. "Oysters in whipped cream? What am I supposed to do with THAT?"
And if we count Harry as a Horcrux, then... he's Harry Potter.
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This is gonna be the fic that Dok's harem missioned, innit. (nm) by
on 2018-12-18 10:41:00 UTC
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... Dok's harem? I know I'm missing something, there. (nm by
on 2018-12-18 13:39:00 UTC
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I'm starting to get worried. by
on 2018-12-18 12:01:00 UTC
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Every time you reply to me, I want to respond simply with 'o.O'.
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Wait, sorry, did I say 'starting'? ^_~
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Cargo Shipping has existed for ages, for good or ill. =P by
on 2018-12-16 18:24:00 UTC
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I say, knowing nothing of the particulars of this case.
It's still very much a category, though.
As for the mechanics... not going there. XD -
I was kinda hoping for anthropomorphic Horcruxes. (nm) by
on 2018-12-17 00:41:00 UTC
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*fingers poised over keyboard* 8D (nm) by
on 2018-12-17 14:23:00 UTC
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