Here, have a self-updating hard copy of the List Of Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In The PPC!

And then three come along at once! Here, have an inflatable duck filled with helium - but don’t let it float away...

*high-fives you* Have a pack of dog-shaped sticky notes and some popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series!

I don't know the words. Dangit.

*looks up the lyrics to the DuckTales theme song*

Your newbie gift is a recording of me singing the DuckTales theme song. Except it's only a virtual gift, because I don't have the right setup to record right now.

Anyway, I'm Twistey, the most chaotic Boarder to ever never be banned! I think. *whisper* I haven't verified that claim, but just go with me, it sounds cool. */whisper* I think that's all I can say about myself. You'll find out more as you go along.

Nice to meet you, my waterfowl friend. I hope you have a great time here, and welcome to the PPC!

-Twistey

You have stumbled upon the PPC, enjoy the goldmine you have found.

Well, have a broomstick, complete with self-cleaning charms, I recommend not trying to fly though.

May I ask what fandoms you have, and how you happened upon the PPC?

In the meantime, have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

Have a multi-tool, a lockpick, and my pocketknife (I won't need it anymore).