Subject: Prompt 3
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Posted on: 2018-12-08 20:01:00 UTC

The figure before you looks all the more monstrous for how closely it resembles a human; the basic shape is there, but the proportions are all wrong, and the feral glee at seeing you belongs on the face of a starved predator seeing maimed prey.

“Always you bring such interesting things…”

You offer up the carefully wrapped package, and it picks apart the bindings with rapid motions.

“Hm, black fabric, polished workings, ivory handle.”

The figure works the mechanism, either sceptical or ignorant of the bad luck said to be brought on by unfolding an umbrella indoors.

“Classic gentleman’s accessory. Yet lonely I would be if that were all the tale to tell.”

The gaunt figure closes the umbrella and begins a more detailed examination: peering closely, stroking the artefact with too-long fingers, sniffing at it – vertical slits of nostrils flaring excitedly.

“Not ivory – bone.” It licks the handle. “Human bone.”

It turns the artefact this way and that in its hands, then stares intently at you – seemingly trying to map the shape of the hooked handle on to your anatomy.

“Shape unnatural. But no sign of breakage or tooling. Suggests… contortions, mutations – a craftsman skilled in… exotic materials.

“Ribs… not steel – silver.” It brings the umbrella up to the side of its head, forcing one of the ribs to bend out – the figure doesn’t appear to have any ears, but nonetheless seems to be listening intently. “Attuned.”

There is a deep, soft thud, and a roll of tools appears on the countertop. The figure pulls out a series of tuning forks and taps them in turn against the sliver struts, but none make any sound. The creature’s motions get more and more frantic as it tries smaller and smaller forks, before a wide grin splits its face.

“Beyond the Seventh Gate – farther than I have travelled.”

You still haven’t heard any sound from the forks, and will have to trust the creature’s word.

“Even more secrets it seems to hold. Close blinds, douse lights. What does mushroom-glow reveal…?”

There is a moment where your eyes adjust to the darkness, but the lack of light doesn’t seem to impede the creature’s investigation.

“Look, see. Runes, embedded within fabric. Best not dwell on them too long.”

The room returns to light, but the examination is not yet finished.

“Curious. Tip is plain, not befitting of the rest… ah, loose, perhaps... removable? Indeed. Ah! More curious. Puncture wound wells with blood, yet needle-point remains unstained.”

The creature makes several jerky stabbing motions. “Balance not suited to combat, suggests… ritual purposes.”

The umbrella is returned to its wrappings, the creature handling it softly, almost reverentially.

“Curious. First glance – mundane object. Deeper inspection – beautifully wrought tool of necromancy. Where find you such exquisite treasure?”



A/N: So this one got a little odd (and not just with the idea of a necromantic umbrella). The creature's speech patterns were supposed emphasize how alien it was - I could have just described it more, but felt that that would be taking away from the core of the prompt.

-Irish

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