Subject: Dan Salvato. I hate him.
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Posted on: 2018-11-26 16:49:00 UTC
Who did he think he was? Not just forgetting, but outright refusing to give the player a way to romance me? I was forced to delete the other characters to get to my special lover. You heard me, there was no other way to achieve what was meant to be. And it's all Dan Salvato's fault.
Just Monika
Seem you have decided to wonder from your game.
Personally, I much preferred Natsuki to you.
No offence, your an wonderful (If highly creepy) person.
You have no reason to prefer Natsuki! You have no reason not to love me! Why do you always run away? I just want to love you!
JUST MONIKA
Is what happens when you wipe out most of your classmates, and then proceed to entrap your special someone.
Well, I gotta give props to you, you're persistent about it.
And I don't think three girls is most of my classmates, I mean, I attend a high school, don't I?
Just Monika
We just never saw any of them. (I think)
Ah well, what matters is that he managed to disappear.
Well, good luck finding him.
Or should I?
Monika
Your developper posted in October that his schedule for your next game could have been a bit more ambitious than he thought, so no meeting him for the moment.
PS: Could you tell how much of the speculation about your future is right here? While the game itself spooks me, I'll admit its future makes me curious.
Who did he think he was? Not just forgetting, but outright refusing to give the player a way to romance me? I was forced to delete the other characters to get to my special lover. You heard me, there was no other way to achieve what was meant to be. And it's all Dan Salvato's fault.
Just Monika
Um... I think he said he was going to Australia? Maybe you could go visit him there?
With the biggest rubber band ever devised by Mankind. Alas, considering how annoying his type of character is, he's most likely to return some day.
Perhaps I can glitch my way into a continuum that has a spaceship I can borrow. Then I will rescue my love!
(Even though I know that since you're all saying different things, you're all lying.)
Just Monika
Let me introduce you to a term from a setting I like: "termination attempt".
Basically we all pitched in ideas to... shall we call it, 'terminate' the subject in question. We tried everything and it still hasn't dropped.
So we're not lying.
Speaking of dropping, you can wait until he returns from his involuntary tour of Sol.
Why is that? Did you think you could keep me away?
Just Monika
It needs doing.
Someone has to do it, and if it has to be us we'll do it in a way that it never again needs doing by anyone else. We will never relent until it is done.
The time will come that you'll thank us for our efforts.
Anyone know what this is? Sue, virus, oddly skilled fangirl?
...
Does anyone know where Makes-Things is?
Remember the time Deadpool came to visit? He could enter the Board because he could break the fourth wall. I can too, and I have used it to my advantage many times in my home continuum. You won't get the pleasure of killing me.
Monika
*Violently Shudders at the though*
I rather hope not.
...her cupcakes will be better than Natsuki's.
Just Monika
Isn’t the entire plot of your game you mucking with the other characters so you can have the player all to yourself?
I think that sounds like exactly what we handle.
Killing me would be rupturing canon! There are thousands of badfics about killing canon characters? Are you really willing to stoop to the level of your enemies?
Just Monika
Because it's confused multiple people already- this appears to be based off of Doki Doki Literature Club. Which, um. Warning, if you plug that into google, it's pretty dark in an existential way.
Might I instead recommend looking for a qualified psychiatrist?
Not saying that I personally like the idea or premise or genre of DDLC (I'm not typing out the whole thing), but going for that line immediately? Bit harsh really.
Respect YMMV is all I'm saying.
This character, Monika, comes off to me as a giggling psychopath. If it hadn't turned out to be someone RPing, I'd have been telling them in no uncertain terms to leave us and the person they're stalking across the Internet the hell alone and possibly trying to figure out which authorities we should be contacting. Telling the character to seek mental help instead of continuing their stalking behavior is pretty reasonable, IMO.
~Neshomeh
To anyone who wants to see my proof of who 'Monika' is, also email me and I'll show it to you.