Eldar don't need to audit people. They just read minds. (nm)

40k thing I decided to share. by 61516 on 2018-11-10 02:12:00 UTC Reply

This just feels right:

for reference:

That's really funny. by twistedwindowpane on 2018-11-16 23:50:00 UTC Reply

I love this type of scathing hidden or not-so-hidden reference. (The more hidden, the better, in my opinion, so it doesn't derail the story, but in this case, it's just great as is.)

-Twistey
Scientology Lore by SATV-26S Athena on 2018-11-11 03:38:00 UTC Reply

The lore behind the whole Scientology thing sounds more like post-Slaanesh Eldar than Genestealer Cults, to be fair.

Eldar don't need to audit people. They just read minds. (nm) by 61516 on 2018-11-11 03:55:00 UTC Reply

Re: Slaanesh would probably think it's hilarious, though. by SATV-26S Athena on 2018-11-11 04:29:00 UTC Reply

Wish the friend in question was Lovecraft, but life has a rule against being awesome.

Honestly... by SillyPhilly on 2018-11-11 18:34:00 UTC Reply

Considering Lovecraft's views perhaps that's for the best.

Shadow Over Innsmouth... by 61516 on 2018-11-11 20:26:00 UTC Reply

... was apparently based on when he found out his grandmother was Welsh.

Yes by SillyPhilly on 2018-11-10 18:19:00 UTC Reply

Accurate honestly. Although ironically Genestealer cults are only about half as evil as the Church of Scientology.

To be clear, I didn't make that picture. by 61516 on 2018-11-10 20:56:00 UTC Reply

At least Scientology will only eat us metaphorically.

Re: To be clear, I didn't make that picture. by SillyPhilly on 2018-11-10 22:36:00 UTC Reply

Yeah I've seen that one kicking around the interwebs. And honestly, at least before the Star-Children 'grace' us with their presence they don't try to make off with all our money and turn our family against us.