Nobody chooses their own name!

Forgive me, Boarders, for I have sinned by Snowy the Sane Fangirl on 2018-11-01 03:31:00 UTC Reply

There was some discussion on the Discord a while back of a phenomenon I like to refer to as "Rule 34.B", which states, "If it exists, there is a perplexingly provocative Halloween costume of it."

Our good friend Larfen J. Stocke, with his usual quick perception, proposed a fictional character for which no sexy Halloween costume exists. As it turns out, I have become so attached to my little rule that I had to rectify that at once.

I place at least 10% of the blame on Larf.

Without further ado, I present to you my Halloween project this year: The Sexy Sunflower Official Costume. (These pictures are somewhat NSFW and, in my opinion, somewhat disturbing. Bear that in mind.)

Thank you for viewing my project. In the absence of Bleeprin being a real thing, here is a picture of a kitten dressed as a bat.

I don't know what I expected but it wasn't that (nm) by eatpraylove on 2018-11-08 23:59:00 UTC Reply
Oh my freaking God! X'D by twistedwindowpane on 2018-11-05 01:34:00 UTC Reply
1. This was actually very funny. I didn't find that disturbing or attractive at all, just funny. Lucky me.
  2. Isn't there a discouraged ship between the SO and the Marquis de Sod? Wonder what the latter flower would think of this...
  3. Haha! I know a number of other characters for which Rule 34 and Rule 34.B don't apply, because they're too obscure! (Not telling you, and most of said characters are my original characters who haven't been published yet, so you can't guess either!) Hah!
  
  -Twistey
Pretty funny. by Jacob175 on 2018-11-03 04:09:00 UTC Reply

Well, I can honestly say I would not have thought of doing something like that. Though I find it too silly to be disturbing.
Wow. Just wow. by OpinionedAngel on 2018-11-03 03:32:00 UTC Reply

Still, I can't help but be impressed and a bit disturbed... Also, is that body paint? If so, how long did it take to put on (and get off)?
And you call yourself sane! {X D by Neshomeh on 2018-11-01 18:42:00 UTC Reply

That is fabulous, fantastic work. And, am I imagining things, or is the bikini some sort of cactus print?

~Neshomeh

Nobody chooses their own name! by Snowy the Not-Always-Entirely-Sane Fangirl on 2018-11-02 06:07:00 UTC Reply

Unless, I suppose, the name in question is an internet pseudonym. In that case, yes, I did choose my own name. Perhaps I should reconsider.

But I'm glad you enjoyed it! Yes, that is indeed a cactus print. Let it never be said that Snowy's costume-making sessions lacked attention to detail. (I was also going to make leaf mittens, but then I realized I wouldn't be able to take pictures with those on.)

May I put the picture on the wiki? by Neshomeh on 2018-11-11 01:35:00 UTC Reply

It occurred to me it would make an entertaining addition to the Rule 34 page. I understand if you'd rather not, though. {= )

~Neshomeh

Where did you even find that head prop? O.O (nm) by S.M.F. on 2018-11-01 17:12:00 UTC Reply

Wish. by Snowy the Sane Fangirl on 2018-11-02 02:29:00 UTC Reply

No better place for acquiring strange items at a reasonable price.

See? SEE?!?! by Jaycacia Thornbyrd on 2018-11-01 10:26:00 UTC Reply

I TOLD you he was the hottness! I told you ALL but you wouldn't LISTIN!!!! And hes' even HOTTTER now hes' a SIDHE!! (tahts' how you spell 'she' acorrding to me beter u knoe) And NOW you will ALL HAFE to BELEIVE me!!!

[Is led away, still ranting]

How are you able to enter the Board outside of Fanfic Games? (nm by twistedwindowpane on 2018-11-05 01:36:00 UTC Reply

Um, heLLO?! by Jaycacia Thornbyrd on 2018-11-05 09:03:00 UTC Reply

Not to blow my own trombone, but I'm JAYCACIA FREAKING THORNBYRD. Have you SEEN the number of tihngs I can do??

But since hS created you and controls what you can do... by twistedwindowpane on 2018-11-19 23:07:00 UTC Reply

...he has more power than you.

So he basically let you on here.

Bad idea.

-Twistey

YOU HAV NO POWR OVR ME< HSS!!1 (nm) by Jaycacia Thornbyrd on 2018-11-20 10:20:00 UTC Reply

*SNRK* (nm) by twistedwindowpane on 2018-11-21 23:33:00 UTC Reply

You have some serious dedication by Shade on 2018-11-01 07:20:00 UTC Reply

And quite possibly a bit to much time.

"All we can do..." by Snowy the Sane Fangirl on 2018-11-01 07:36:00 UTC Reply

"... is decide what to do with the time that is given us."

I'm not entirely sure it's what Tolkien meant, but I appear to be in possession of time and I chose to use it to assemble a Sexy Sunflower Official Costume.

I make a practice of living without regrets.

I have no regrets for my part by Larfen J. Stocke, esq. on 2018-11-01 03:59:00 UTC Reply

As I can have no regret for an earthquake, or a tsunami. An act of nature that, frankly, was inevitable, eventually.

Snowy is a hero. Not the one we want, and definitely not the one we need. But a hero, nonetheless.
The sheer dedication to a really dumb offhand joke that shouldn't have been dwelt on for longer than a few seconds is genuinely amazing. Godspeed, Snowy, godspeed.

The next step is to of course enshrine this achievement within PPC canon. Like a scar, or a haunting.
There are no words for perfection. by Iximaz on 2018-11-01 03:50:00 UTC Reply

Actually, I do have one suggestion (which I made before, but still think it's worth saying): Sexy-up a suit (miniskirt or hotpants, a cropped suit blazer, tie tied way too loosely, etc).

A+ work, though. The green body paint was a nice touch.