Subject: ERMAHGERD, BERTHDER CERLERBRERTIERN!
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Posted on: 2012-10-27 09:38:00 UTC
Please excuse my ear-splitting ERMAHGERD rant. I had to quote a meme somewhere.
Happy twenty-first! Be glad you're having cake at Wherever, and not putting up with my OCs giving me a migraine because they keep unraveling plot have yet to patch completely!
(friggin' novels. Why you so complicate?)
So... yeah. I am legal drinking age now (in Italy, at least)
As I'm not that interested in alcohol, I brought a cake instead.
Don't worry, it ISN'T one of GLaDOS' ones. Comes right out of the Midori-ya, probably one of the best pastry shop in the Word Worlds.
The big '21', slightly more special than 20, for what reason I will never know. Happy 21st!
Hooray! You are now one year closer to the cessation of you existence! Have a Mini-spaceship! It's a spaceship sized for a mini.
Ah, Midori-ya cooking. There are no cakes like samurai-ninja cakes, and if it's one of Miyuki's cakes, there really are none like it.
Happy birthday! Hope it's a fantastic day! *gives you a lava lamp and several hugs*
Take this treacle tart!
Because you can never have enough sugar.
May all your favorite characters die in a way that you find most satisfying, and may your words ever flow like water. Have a vial filled with essence of happy!
Why should I want them to die?
I still need Madoka Magica's Homura for a couple of writing projects (including my current main project, the IrregularS fanfiction), and the pity of Madokami wouldn't be enough to save those who touch Card Captor Sakura's Sakura...
They're gonna die anyway, it's a law of Authors-Are-Mean-To-Us. And a satisfying death would imply they don't die yet... :P
Gen Urobuchi can't write an happy ending to save his life, after all.
Sakura's safe, though - CCS is already over and, after 15 years a new sequel is really unlikely...
... No, no he cannot... (FATE/ZEROOOOOOOOOO)
Ah, well. It's my birthday blessing, so I can tack on this: And if you wouldn't be satisfied with their death, may it never happen!
Many happy returns! Here, have a Za's Revenge cocktail, straight from the Inspiral, Coalescence, Ringdown's kitchens.
Party hats for everyone!
Here, have a chocolate-flavored martini (they make those, right?)!
*starts a party, gives you a sack of pebbles, a sling and a basket of Bleeprin-berries*
Congratulations on surviving over two decades! :P
Please excuse my ear-splitting ERMAHGERD rant. I had to quote a meme somewhere.
Happy twenty-first! Be glad you're having cake at Wherever, and not putting up with my OCs giving me a migraine because they keep unraveling plot have yet to patch completely!
(friggin' novels. Why you so complicate?)
Hey, you're the legal age here in the States, too! Enjoy your first swig (whenever it comes along)! :D
-tosses confetti and plays loud, obnoxious music- Many happy returns to you, and stuff like that. Have some pi pie!