Subject: Ho-hum.
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Posted on: 2013-06-27 10:05:00 UTC
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It is required that you will read the Constitution of this Board. The Original Series is also a recommended read.
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Other words: hello there. Have the newbie gift I give everyone, that is a cup of tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you.
Hello! I was lurking around your wiki (Shiny!) and I thought I might introduce myself. I'm not exactly sure what to type, so I guess I'll start with the fandoms I enjoy.
I enjoy Star Trek (Pretty much all of series though I haven't seen much of Deep Space Nine), Doctor Who, Percy Jackson, BBC Sherlock, Star Wars...I could go on, but I don't wish to bore you.
I enjoy reading and writing fanfiction. I've also a bit nutty and awkward. So I guess this is all for now.
Welcome, welcome! It's always nice to have another newbie join in on the craziness!
A Star Trek fan, I see? I'm pretty partial to Voyager myself. As for your newbie gift:
*rummages through bag of holding*
Have a wilver-colored replica of your favorite Federation ship!
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Don't use on End portals!
Star Trek! My favorite series is TNG, what's yours? I also quite like Voyager and DS9 (so far - I'm partway through the second season).
Also, Sherlock and Percy Jackson are good. Have you read the Heroes of Olympus? If so, which do you like better?
Let's see if I can't combine those three fandoms into a gift of awesome...A deerstalked with a Starfleet insignia on it made of celestial bronze. Quite the fashionable nerd you will be.
Greeting, new friend! Have a KittyKatty bar! (Break me off a piece?)
Here's a piece of the KittyKatty Bar *hands you the piece*
Holy TARDIS of Gallifrey, that is a weird coincidence! but I don't know KittTheCat. Nice to meet you though. Thanks for the gifts (urple and wilver? Thanks...Could I get some Bleeprin?)I checked out the Constitution and read TOS.
Greetings, newbie! This is an automated message from your Friendly Neighbourhood Symbiotic Fungus.
It is required that you will read the Constitution of this Board. The Original Series is also a recommended read.
[-This section has been removed due to subject's familiarity with the Wiki-]
Other words: hello there. Have the newbie gift I give everyone, that is a cup of tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you.
HAAAIIIIII!!!!!!
Here, take an Infinite Notebook, lined, complete with urple covers and wilver binding. Just... don't look at it straight on.
-Aila
I just GLANCED at it. My eyeballs burst into flame.
...what? I got better!
WHAT A COINCIDENCE
How the hell do I keep running into sets of clones wherever I go? o_o It's crazy, I tells ya.
There's an obvious case for KittTheCat, since she was here first, but that could in itself be a diversion, and KittTheCat was simply released first to throw us off the trail. Or perhaps they are both clones!
Welcome to the Board, mysterious may-or-not-be-a-clone! Here, take this replicator pod! You can use it to make food or toys or something like they did in its home continuum, or you can make more clones of yourself and confuse everyone!
Yep, this was the plan. For the last three minutes, my plan was to recreate the plot of Maximum Clonage. Clones+more clones=confusing. Not all plans need to be complicated.
GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY!
Do I get one too?
Someone with a long-standing grudge against the PPC must have obtained some sort of cloning mechanism, and cloned themselves so as to infiltrate the PPC Board and gain insight into our most secret plans! They must be planning to flood the Board with clones! IT'S AN INVASION! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
*hides in an underground bunker for several months, then gets far too bored to stay in there any longer and comes out*
Sorry about that. Hi, there! Welcome to the Board! For your newbie gift, have a toaster! It's polka-dotted in Suvian colors and can shoot pastries at high velocity!
I'm a particular fan of Percy Jackson (introduced through book club and I loved it). But don't worry about boring us at all. We're all kind of nutty :)
Here's some bleepolate ice cream as a welcome-to-the-board present!
Time to fix that. Hiiiiiiiiiiii~ :)
I'm new meself, but I suppose that's no real reason not to get into the spirit of handing out dangerous gifts to the newbs, which is apparently customary here.
So, here ya go- a free MSN-04II Nightingale, just for you! :D *give*
(I'd ideally send over something more related to the fandoms you mentioned, but I'm currently obsessing over giant mecha, and I don't remember if any of the continua you mentioned actually have any. :P *begs forgiveness*)