Subject: I think it's cheating to use my own prompt.
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Posted on: 2018-10-02 13:42:00 UTC
Therefore, I'd better do this one. Should probably have warnings for something, but I'm not sure exactly what.
Francis sat at the desk, reading through a copy of the latest magi-scientific journal. The paper on Elvish societies wasn’t really the sort of thing that interested him, but he made a point of reading every article. You never knew when the information might come in handy.
On the floor in front of him, Tiger and Holly were playing a board game, or trying to: each of them kept accusing the other of cheating. They were both as bad as each other, or as good as each other, depending on your point of view.
The door suddenly jerked open. Francis looked up from the journal to see Alice standing in the door, looking absolutely furious.
“Hello, dear,” he said calmly, wondering what had set off her red-hot temper this time.
“Don’t you “dear” me, you evil man!” shouted Alice.
“What makes you think I’m evil?” asked Francis, as if curiously.
“Oh, I couldn’t possibly guess. Maybe… I don’t know… hiring an assassin to eliminate your rival?”
Francis was surprised – how on earth had she known that? – but he concealed it effortlessly. “I – I don’t know what you’re talking about.” He knew it was no use trying to talk his way out of this, but he could buy himself a bit of time.
“Really?” she said. “Then what is this?”
She pulled a document out of her pocket, unfolded it, and threw it onto his desk.
Francis merely moved it aside so he could continue reading. He already knew what the document said: it was an agreement between himself and one of the best assassins in the land to, as Alice had put it, “eliminate his rival” in exchange for generous payment.
“Well?” said Alice furiously. “What have you got to say for yourself?”
“I’d appreciate it if you didn’t pry into my secret documents.”
That was enough for Alice to snap. She began yelling terrible words, spells to strike fear into even Francis’s heart.
Objects all around arose to do Alice’s bidding, and flung themselves at Francis. His drawer sprung out and the dagger in it leaped up.
He was only just able to duck in time to avoid it hitting his throat. Instead, it dug into his cheek. He pulled it out and hastily said a protective charm, blocking Alice’s magic from coming within a metre of him.
Then he felt his cheek. His hand came away covered in blood. He knew it would take all of his magic to heal a wound made with his own dagger, and that the scar would never fade. “I think you’re being a bit of a hypocrite, Alice. That was pretty evil magic you just used.
He heard a scream from outside and saw Holly running away on her tiny legs, abandoning the board. Tiger, too, retreated to a safe distance, and then asked “Mummy, why are you hurting Daddy?”
Alice ignored him and said: “Right. That’s it. I’ve had enough. I’m leaving.”
“Fine,” said Francis, reaching for a handkerchief to mop the blood off his cheek. “Goodbye.”
Alice looked startled at his rather unemotional reaction. “Come on, children,” she said, but neither Tiger nor Holly moved.