Have one of my own shed feathers and a Party Ball full of Super Mushrooms! The mushrooms really do change your size, so use them wisely!

Have a seat by the fire, grab a cup of cocoa and feel free to leave your sanity by the door. If you like conversing with people I'd suggest joining our Discord server; here's an invite.

For your Newbie gift have a thermos flask of Bleeptea. The flask is a bit shy, so be nice to it or you might scare it.

~Ak

Have a suit of genuine Imperial Guard flak armor, mantel of choice for countless heroes! I hope you enjoy yourself on this board.

Please have a pot of black-hole coffee.

And yeah, I'm repeating what others said at this point, but parody and humour were the basis for the PPC, and always are. Who knows, maybe you'll want to try more once you've written more.

Anyways, welcome.

*sticks a bumper-sticker to you*



I'm not usually a welcome-wagoner, but the Board's been kinda quiet lately. Don't want you to think no one's home!

Like Ix said, humorous, parodic deconstruction is precisely what PPC missions are all about! If that's your game, you are in exactly the right place.

If you'd like some suggestions for spin-offs to read, I have a handy list of ones I think do a good job of introducing the general tone and style of good PPC stories, and show off a wide range of departments. Let me know if any of the links don't work; I haven't checked in a while.

Again, welcome, and make yourself at home! Feel free to jump into the Badfic Game if you're so inclined. All you need is a badficcer persona to role-play and you can have fun in the comments even if you don't write a badfic yourself. ^_^

~Neshomeh

/offers you a piece of dark chocolate bark - or white, or milk. Your choice!/

Scroll around, check out the Badfic Games, volunteer to beta-read something! There's lots to do. ^^

For your newbie gift, have a key. I don’t know what it unlocks yet, but you’ll find out.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is