King me! (nm)

Subject: King me! (nm)
Author: Phobos
Posted on: 2018-08-22 17:47:00 UTC

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Pawn to E5 (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-20 04:42:00 UTC Reply

*Suddenly... we are the chess pieces.* by twistedwindowpane on 2018-08-25 23:30:00 UTC Reply

Huh, I'm a pawn. Figures, and also makes sense.

So, gang, what do we do now up against... whoever the other pieces are?

-Twistey

I've heard there a villainous lot, these.... by Sir Thoth, Knight in Residence on 2018-08-25 23:35:00 UTC Reply

I say! I was about to say the names of those chaps on the other side of the board, but then I realized it'd be sound a bit... well... racist.

Well, this is a bit of a bother...

Racism? There's no racism here! by twistedwindowpane on 2018-08-26 01:12:00 UTC Reply

Can't you see that, as this is a PPC chess set, we are the glose pieces and they are the urple?

-Twistey

*realizes too late that I could've made a twistedwindowpun* by twistedwindowpawn on 2018-08-26 01:14:00 UTC Reply

*Oh well, there it is.*

-Twistey

Far Too Silly: Remove all New Rules from the game. (nm) by Neshomeh on 2018-08-22 15:52:00 UTC Reply

Now everyone a stack of blank white cards... (nm) by Huinesoron on 2018-08-22 16:23:00 UTC Reply

Ha! You just activated my trap card! (nm) by Iximaz on 2018-08-22 17:12:00 UTC Reply

King me! (nm) by Phobos on 2018-08-22 17:47:00 UTC Reply

KATAMARI DAMACY~ (What, that's not what 'King me!' means?) (nm) by S.M.F. on 2018-08-22 23:19:00 UTC Reply

Nope. It means he's Gilgamesh now. Sorry Phobos... (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-23 04:03:00 UTC Reply

You dare apologize to the King of Heroes! (nm) by Gilgaphobos on 2018-08-23 15:24:00 UTC Reply

Well, yeah... (nm) by Thozymandias on 2018-08-23 16:04:00 UTC Reply

Oh, look, a tribal squabble. How quaint. (nm) by Huinexander on 2018-08-23 16:20:00 UTC Reply

You are all just adorable. by Joshomeh on 2018-08-24 16:06:00 UTC Reply

~~Rogal Dorn: No. I am Adorable.~~

(( And I will apparently never get tired of that joke.

(( For those not in the know (i.e. everyone): Phobos and I have determined that the Man-Emperor of Mankind's name is Josh. Because it so is. ^_^

(( ~Neshomeh ))

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Roll for Initiative (nm) by Phobos on 2018-08-24 16:28:00 UTC Reply

Roll BS 4+ at Sv 4+ (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-24 17:39:00 UTC Reply

Nat 1, I'm spec'ed into sniper, rerolled, got 3. by 61516 on 2018-08-31 00:13:00 UTC Reply

If I made it I would have dealt D3 wounds with my rail rifle.

((...Do you mean Huinexander or Huineskandar?)) (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-23 18:16:00 UTC Reply

((As in 'the Great', as in 'much larger empire than those 2) (nm by Huinesoron on 2018-08-24 00:27:00 UTC Reply

((Oooh... I was thinking Fate. Nevermind.)) (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-24 00:59:00 UTC Reply

((I don't even know what that is, so... I wasn't. ^_^)) (nm) by Huinesoron on 2018-08-24 07:04:00 UTC Reply

((Well, you're doing fine without that knowledge)) by Thoth on 2018-08-24 12:24:00 UTC Reply

You can, however, look up "Fate Stay/Night." If you are an anime fan, it might be enjoyable.

((Unless I just haven't seen him yet. Which is likely.)) (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-24 01:00:00 UTC Reply

((Alexander the Great=Iskandar. Same guy)) (nm) by Phobos on 2018-08-24 03:02:00 UTC Reply

((D'oh... I should have known)) (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-24 03:28:00 UTC Reply

Not to be that guy.. (Pawn to E4?) by Maxewell on 2018-08-20 06:02:00 UTC Reply

But are you starting so that black goes first? If so, Pawn to E-4.

YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-20 12:18:00 UTC Reply

[CTRL]+Z (nm) by Huinesoron on 2018-08-20 12:32:00 UTC Reply

[CTRL-Y] (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-20 18:13:00 UTC Reply

[ALT-F4] (nm) by Neshomeh on 2018-08-20 20:49:00 UTC Reply

Tap 2U to Counterspell (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-21 01:01:00 UTC Reply

*UU (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-21 01:02:00 UTC Reply

Casts "Summon UU" (nm) by Phobos on 2018-08-21 02:24:00 UTC Reply

Summon UU failed: Lack of quorum. by Neshomeh on 2018-08-22 16:08:00 UTC Reply

Also, the ritual coffee is not fair trade and you forgot to set out a vegan offering, just in case.

^_~

(If I'd responded to this in time, I would've posted as Sister Boot Knife of Looking at Both Sides of the Question and attacked the problem with compassion and an open mind.)

~Neshomeh

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Trades four Grains for one Ore. (nm) by doctorlit on 2018-08-21 05:40:00 UTC Reply

Go fish. (nm) by Iximaz on 2018-08-21 05:50:00 UTC Reply

I GOT A 4! (nm) by Seafarer on 2018-08-21 06:22:00 UTC Reply

(Obligatory) by Iximaz on 2018-08-21 06:30:00 UTC Reply

I GOT A 9! YOU KNOW, BECAUSE THE BOOTS ADD 5!

*lands on Mayfair* (nm) by Snowblaze on 2018-08-21 08:01:00 UTC Reply

Mornington Crescent! (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-21 14:42:00 UTC Reply

This is now a no-gravity zone. All flanges count as widgets. (nm by Neshomeh on 2018-08-21 15:25:00 UTC Reply

Deliver 10 Widgets to an NPC in Ironforge (nm) by Phobos on 2018-08-21 16:08:00 UTC Reply

Chop 2 forest tiles to complete the Factory in Ironforge. (nm) by Huinesoron on 2018-08-21 16:24:00 UTC Reply

The score is Zaggy to Iggy, so you must sing the Sorry Song (nm) by Thoth on 2018-08-21 16:48:00 UTC Reply

Never thought I'd see play by post Calvinball (nm) by Grundleplith on 2018-08-21 17:01:00 UTC Reply

If Tuesday: Choose cake or death. (nm) by Phobos on 2018-08-21 17:53:00 UTC Reply

Death Cake (nm) by 61516 on 2018-08-21 20:53:00 UTC Reply

Cannonball! *SPLASH* (nm) by Iximaz on 2018-08-21 22:48:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order? (nm) by Larfen J. Stocke, esq. on 2018-08-22 04:33:00 UTC Reply

Turn order is now reversed. (nm) by Huinesoron on 2018-08-22 09:10:00 UTC Reply

Either way, I've missed a few turns... by Snowblaze on 2018-08-22 16:03:00 UTC Reply

You must double declarer at least once within the next two rounds. If you lose points, it's your own fault for not doubling sooner.

I triple double. There are now six. (nm) by 61516 on 2018-08-22 22:13:00 UTC Reply