is a game where we play minor canon characters, fighting Suefluence. (Fics like Suedom, and the concept of the Badfic Games, appeal to me. I suppose this would be a tonal mix of the two.)

Can we last long enough through the fic for the PPC Agents to show up and slay the Sue? Do we have enough resistance to Suefluence to help our main character friends fight off the Sue, or do we just lay low and be glad it's not happening to us? Or is our fate to just Be Happy with whatever this Wonderful New Character! desires for us~?

No need for stats, just roleplay. ;)

1) I think it’s a catchy name.
2) I give players statistics on the Sues, they reply and state their attacks, such as “X attacks Sues” and then I reply with how the attack goes.