Happy late birthday! by
Hardric
on 2018-08-09 20:03:00 UTC
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That said, alcohol is overrated... You should rather enjoy this black-hole chocolate cake with red berries coating.
Happy Birthday! by
OpinionedAngel
on 2018-08-08 20:34:00 UTC
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Have a triple chocolate (chocolate chocolate chips and chocolate icing) cupcake! Don't forget to blow out the candle!
Happy Birthday! by
Snowy the Sane Fangirl
on 2018-08-08 07:07:00 UTC
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Congrats! Don't drink cheap vodka.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! by
SkaterTheDJWolf
on 2018-08-07 19:38:00 UTC
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Have some goodfic!
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/832399/Masterdramon
I haven't read any of his stuff other than I Am Become Death yet, but if that and the TVTropes page are anything to go by, he's a pretty good writer who respects canon. And even if you're not into any of the fandoms he's written about, he can still help you regain some faith in humanity! You'll need it against the endless onslaught of cringe that is the Internet.
GMAAAAA, you know what this means? by
Iximaz
on 2018-08-07 18:43:00 UTC
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Drunk raid night! *cakefetti*
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! by
Tomash
on 2018-08-07 18:19:00 UTC
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Have some Bleepka to go with whatever horrible fic you dig up next!
- Tomash
Happy Birthday! Also, is bleepka actually alcoholic? by
61516
on 2018-08-07 17:28:00 UTC
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Anyway, have some google translate based humor:
https://imgur.com/gallery/eTKxQ#uCgwONJ